Saturday, 2 August 2014

We're boring, but we win.

Day 24. What happened today in Brazil.
Today's exciting stories in the world:

Mark Cavendish fell and dislocated his shoulder in the first stage of the Tour de France.

Petra Kvitova won the ladies singles at Wimbledon.

Toronto Fc lost at home to DC United.

The three time defending hot dog eating champion of the contest held every year in Coney Island lost her title.

A car caught fire in Malta.

Costa Rica and Holland played a football match in Brazil.

And I really could stop there, other than to tell you, in case you have other things you are interested in right now, about the last minute of the 120 minutes. At 0-0 and it obviously going to penalties, Holland changed their goalkeeper. I only hope that it was planned and spoken about beforehand, because if I was the regular goalkeeper my confidence would have taken a real bashing if I thought my coach didn't think I was good enough. But there was the fairytale ending with the sub goalie saving 2 penalties, and Holland are in the semis.

Now, we all expect the quarter finals to be tight. Nobody wants to make a mistake, no team wants to risk giving away a cheap goal and be out after coming so far. But this really was ridiculous. Holland didn't have a shot on goal for 40 consecutive minutes. Costa Rica, the neutrals' favourite team, had a game plan. Defend for 90 minutes, then another 30, get to the penalties and hope to get lucky. Yes, the important thing is winning, entertainment is an occasional by product. Go ahead, call me a terrible heartless cynic but, unlike what I read all over the place, Costa Rica did not play a wonderful game. They could barely put three passes together. When Holland did shoot they hit the post three times, had a shot cleared off the line, and were a little tame in their finishing. To top it all off, Van Persie had the chance right at the end to put us out of our misery, but couldn't decide whether to stick his head or foot out and ended up crumpling into a heap of forlorn footballer. Holland were not much better than Costa Rica but they did try to win. They were centimetres away from scoring and that would have completely messed up Costa Rica's game plan. That the plan almost succeeded was mostly down to the Dutch missing, rather than the Costa Rican's bravery.

So why do we keep watching? Hidden deep under that mediocrity is the excitement of knowing that there is going to be an outcome. The battle will end, and one team will be out and the other on their way to the semi-finals. The event is exciting for the outcome. Pity about the process.

Of course with nothing much happening on the pitch my eyes wondered, with the help of the cameras, to Patrick Kluivert, the Dutch assistant manager. I've always been slightly amused by his presence on the Dutch bench. He looks like the kid brought along to the important meetings by his father. There's Louis Van Gaal, and the other men who look like they have a plan and system to put in place. And then there's Patrick, following along with scribbles in his notebook (probably writing down the questions he's going to ask later, or trying to figure out how the 30 minutes of extra time is broken into 2 halves. Important disclaimer: Patrick Kluivert is probably a very smart man, who was hired because he does a good job, and I know nothing about his personality and these are all good natured suppositions). Patrick was a pretty decent player, but he seemed to have a chip on his shoulder when he played that made Van Persie's strut look like a timid walk. Patrick strutted around with the look of "I'm better than everybody else around me and I will score when I want to". Today I think he was really baffled as to what his assistant managerial duties were, so in an effort to seem interested, he kept putting pen to notebook. The most entertaining was when he wrote something down just as soon as Van Gaal did. "I wonder what Louis wrote. I hope mine is as good. Maybe I can peak while he's watching the game". As the monotony on the pitch reached epic proportions, Patrick was hard at work on his notebook. The opinions as to what he was doing varied from doodling, to hangman, to tic tac toe (xoxo). Now I think he was probably writing down ideas for his next birthday (see below).

Holland-Costa Rica followed Argentina's 1-0 win over Belgium. Argentina weren't great, Belgium were pretty bad. The best thing about it was how great it is to see Messi playing like he is the best player in the world. He still had not reached the Maradona levels, but I have a sneaky suspicion he is timing his peak to happen in the next 2 matches. Just as he suddenly kicks into 5th gear with the ball at his feet in any match, I believe he is going to hit Formula 1, down the straightaway, speed at any moment. Today he was helped by Higuain actually looking interested. Higuain scored the only goal off a very lucky deflection that gave him the ball but he still needed a pretty good finish. It was sad for the purists that he didn't score when he ran at the Belgian defence, nutmegged Kompany and hit his shot off the crossbar. That would have made for a more satisfying win than the early goal and kill the game kind of win that happened.

Watching Argentina is more entertaining for their fans who take over every stadium they play in and seem to have staked a claim to ownership of Copocabana beach. Their singing adds an atmosphere element that only the Brazilians seem able to match (as seen on TV). The chants back and forth have started even before a possible meeting in the final. Argentinians taunt the Brazilians with something on the lines of, "Brazil, how does it feel to be bossed around in your own back yard", to which the Brazilians in their stadium reply; "five times champions". How can we have a Holland-Germany final when the whole World Cup has seemed like a build up to Messi scoring a last minute winner against Brazil in the final.

I have enjoyed this World Cup immensley. There's been great football, especially in the first round, the big players have shone, not frozen, lots of excitement and passion and Brazil seems to be living up to it's name as the cradle of football civilization. So I will take a few tedious 0-0s. After all, in a week it will all be over for 4 years. But at least I'll have 4 years to plan how to get to Russia.

Patrick Kluivert, celebrating his 38th birthday with Van Persie.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nfQSCNfbzQ

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