Saturday 2 August 2014

The epilogue.

What happened in Brazil today. The epilogue. One week later.

The German flags are still flying proudly on the cars and houses in Toronto, one of the best places to follow the World Cup. Every country is supported, 32 different communities coming together individually to form a mosaic of World Cup support probably seen nowhere else, other than Rio or San Paulo. The early elimination of Italy and Portugal took some of the buzz out of the city, but at least Brazil kept going and going and....boom! What the hell was that? Oh, but ok at least the Argentinians will keep the party going. Right now....Higuain..no...Messi...surely....no... Palacio....he must....no. Ok, then, the Germans. But did the Germans in Toronto erupt in a celebration to rival the Italians street closing, all night party of 2006. Your's truly doesn't know because here is the World Cup final story that took place far, far away in a return to the place where the source of all the last year's inspiration was first viewed and enjoyed......Falcao, Socrates, Zico on a hot summer night in Malta.

After a few hours sleep, from sunrise to full sun up, with the scars of the all night wedding festivities too fresh in the mind and body, plans were afoot for an outdoor viewing of the Final. Three brothers, one father happy to have his boys together, wives and semi interested children came together for what Brother number 2 called his dream...TV set up outside to watch World Cup Final. The extra cable had been purchased, the chairs and couches still conveniently in place from the previous evening, pizzas ordered, mosquito spray sprayed. The night was perfect, an un-typical, almost cool July night in Malta. The setting was spectacular, yet maybe only appreciated by the visitors. Beyond the TV, lights twinkled all over Malta, fireworks periodically lighting up the sky. Within the overcrowded craziness of this loud Island, the only sounds here were from the pre-match, ignored Maltese analysis on the TV and the fun being had by the cousins who sub-consciously were enjoying each other's company, knowing or not knowing, depending on their age, that these moments don't happen very often when they are spread out across the world.

There had been a few pre-match nerves. The cable extension was attached with emergency tape, the fault being blamed on the "man in the shop" who didn't provide all the right connectors. With the wires taped down in the right position, and the picture finally stable, the hope now was that none of the kids would decide to run over the wires. Every close call was greeted with a yell of "stop, no, don't go there". Brother number 2's dream was evaporating as more time was spent admonishing over exuberant children then lounging in his specially chosen couch. We made it though the first half with pizzas devoured, salad enjoyed and sparking wine washed down. With there being a few lost picture moments, it was decided that Brother number 1, him with the greater knowledge, would, in 15 minutes, secure a better connection. The clock started and with a few minutes to go, the thought of "never change a winning formation " sprang to mind and was voiced in hindsight. Would we make it? Father was getting nervous, but thought he was hiding it , wives were enjoying the entertainment of Brothers number 1 and 2 getting a little heated in their exchange of opinions, and Brother number 3 sat back, enjoying the uniqueness of it all and watching for little glimpses of what was happening in the second half..."oh, Aguero's on".

After we decided that one person holding 2 wires together for 45 minutes was not a good idea, the executive decision was made to abandon the dream and make a run for it....inside with the twenty year old, heavy as you can get TV. Running soon became a labored walk. Are we going to make it...this way around the pool...help, we need help...who has the cable box. Inside, wires were connected, plugs plugged in and chairs hastily rearranged. And it was still 0-0. Surely, we hadn't missed anything. Of course, a quick phone online check was needed to see if anybody had been sent off, or missed an open goal. All we missed was the future Golden Ball winner messing up a golden chance to put Argentina ahead.

So there we were. The dream had been good while it lasted. And, that it did happen for 45 minutes was probably the most magical 45 minutes of a World Cup final. Sister 1 and 2 couldn't be with us to make it even closer to perfection.

Now if only we could have heard...Zico, Falcao....Eder...goal. Or the modern version...Neymar...Neymar....Neymar..Fred...Fred?...he's on the floor...but Neymar has scored!

Good night. See you in Russia.

Germany!

Day 32. What happened in Brazil today.

The best team won, the best player didn't, and the best World Cup for a long time is over.

Germany looked good, very German good, right from the get go with the 4-0 win against Portugal. They stumbled a little bit against Ghana, but overall they always looked like they knew what they were doing. In hindsight, it was like they allowed the likes of Colombia, Belgium, Chile and Brazil to grab the attention early on, to be the flashy, noisy partyers, while they sat in the background waiting for all the teenagers to leave before they came out and showed the world how to really get a job done.

Germany were maybe not at their greatest yesterday, looking a little uneasy at times. Some may even say they were lucky that Argentina seemed determined to not score. The best goalkeeper in the world proved himself by having to make zero saves. I guess it was his mere presence that threw off Higuain, when Germany practically said to him, go ahead and score, and Messi, who didn't think it would be polite to make Neuer have to dive, and Palacio, who made sure that even without Fred we still had a striker in the final who is spectacularly unable to do what his country expects him to do. Can somebody cut off that ridiculous pony tail now? If you're good, a world cup winner and world cup final scorer, you can get away with things like that.

On the other side, the man who looks like a 12 year old, Goetze, showed the Argentinians that with a bit of skill and the knowledge that if you shoot right at the goal there is a better chance of the ball going in, you can win a Fifa Adidas Macdonalds Budweiser World Cup. And so it was that the Argentinian defence went walkabout 6 minutes from the end of extra time, thus ensuring that not another final had to be determined on penalties.

For added late drama, Argentina had a free kick in the last minute well within Messi range. As the world waited for the expected flash of brilliance, Messi maintained the Argentinians consistency for the night and hit the ball so high that there was absolutely no chance of Neuer, not only not having to dirty his gloves, but also having to even worry about making a save. And that was that. Germany were champions, and nobody could say they didn't deserve it. The only person who looked like he would mark the German exam "could do better ", was the manager, Low. Somebody teach the man how to celebrate. You just won the World Cup, Joachim. Stop brushing your hair forwards with your hand.

Before the World Cup presentation Neuer was awarded the golden glove award and Messi the golden ball, as best player. I could go on and on about all the reasons why Messi shouldn't have won this, but I'll spare you. All I'll say is put your hand up if you really, honestly think he was the best player out there. If he didn't have his name on his shirt and wore a disguise, and the commentator didn't say his name, how many times would we have noticed him in a match. Take James Rodriguez, who really made a difference and there you have a great player. His downfall was that he won the golden boot, as top scorer, so Fifa had to spread out the wealth a little. The record books will say: Messi, best player at 2014 World Cup. No matter what the experts may say (and I will never imagine myself as being one), that he is listed in the same record books as Maradona and Pele is an insult to the record books and to those two, truly great players.

And on day 33 and 34 and.....I rested. It's just under 3 years before my next countdown starts. It's been an amazing 4 weeks. If we ignore that Iran-Nigeria happened, the first round was spectacular. From then on it was a different kind of excitement, more the intensity, fear of losing kind. Let's hope that in Russia in 2018, the teams come to play again.

I've had fun. This was always supposed to be fun, but thank you for all your comments. Now if anybody wants Tour de France updates, it now has my full attention.

Losers done, make way for the real thing.

Day 31. What happened in Brazil today (or yesterday).

Different time zone has thrown me off.

Usually the losers is sad for both teams. Nobody wants to play in it. It's a reminder that you lost in the semi-final, one step away from the chance to play for winning the World Cup. But, if you're playing at home, and have been completely humiliated beyond belief, far beyond anything that's ever happened before, you may see the 3rd place match as a slight chance at redemption. But then when you are 2-0 down after 15 minutes against a team who's manager says they don't want to play the match, and your supporters constantly boo you, then you really have reached supreme loser status. Brazil, well done for going from passionate, albeit unskilled, footballers with the hope of a nation wanting to forget about wasted millions and day to day misery, to complete and utter clowns in a matter of days.

And Fred? Well, it took a while for the Brazilians to finally admit out loud how bad he is. It took match after match of repetitive turgidity, and disbelief from many (or just me?) for the fans to realize that Big Phil was not to be trusted when he put old Freddie out there.

And today? I do not make predictions. The only thing I fear is that this final turns out to be one not to remember. And, I hope Messi finally does something to get him the Maradona and Pele-esque acclaim that he gets without justifying it. Gary Lineker said yesterday that Messi has been disappointing. Thank you Gary! Everybody else seems to think he's been a superstar, just because he scored 4 goals. An above normal player can score 4 goals. A great player should do a lot more.

Here's to a happy ending after 4 wonderful weeks!

Winding down before ramping it up.

Day 30. What happened in Brazil today.

Aren't you all happy I spared you a day? I needed a rest day after the mental exhaustion of figuring out how to watch the Argentina-Holland semi, quickly followed by the realization that it was going to be one of those overly cautious, we don't want to lose matches. The ironic thing was that the incredible Germans seemed to get everybody talking. Non-sports fans and non-football believers had heard that something unbelievable happened in this FIfA world cup thingy. (btw, am I the only one who is amused/annoyed by how this world cup is constantly called the FIFA world cup. Next it will be the FIfA Adidas Macdonalds World Cup). So more people watched on Wednesday and that's what they got.

Tomorrow we have the match of Losers, the match neither team ever wants to play. And this time we have the Brazil factor. Will a win bring back a bit of pride to the country? Or, as I suspect, is it too far gone for that?

Anyway, if anybody is watching the Losers tell me about it.

Airport to airplane, the World Cup is there.

Day 28. What happened in Brazil today. Part 1.

Nothing so far. First half over and I hope something does happen before I get on my flight in 30 minutes.


Part 2.

Apparently nothing so far. Sitting on plane, online, hoping for some Messi magic, or a lucky foal before take off.


Part 3.

Off we go...the plane that is. looks like I'll be landing in Munich in the morning with no knowledge of the result. Unless the pilot has got the radio on, maybe.


Part 4

Thanks to Lufthansa WiFi and the guy with the laptop in front of me we watched the end. It was a first. World Cup semi final on a plane.

I didn't get the Brazil Argentina final I hoped for, but this could be even better now for Argentina. How does that song go again, the one the Argentinian fans are singing..."Brazil, how does it feel" to have us win in your house and it ends with "Maradona is greater than Pele".

I hope we get a repeat of Germany Argentina 1986, not version 1990.


Wow! That's all he could say.

Day 27. What happened in Brazil today.

Zico said that football died on that day in 1982 when Italy beat that incredibly talented, freestyle like Brazilian team. And today? Maybe football as Brazil has ever known it, died. Maybe every sense of pride felt by every Brazilian in the Selecao, died forever, or was ripped away by the birth of a German team that will go down in history.

Today really was unbelievable. It was a sports story beyond football. The hosts, the country looking for redemption for 1950, torn apart not only by the Germans but also by their own embarrassing ineptitude. It was so embarrassing that I joked that it reminded me of the days of watching Malta concede goal after goal and how we pleaded with the referee to at least award us an in-existent penalty.

Brazil were absolutely terrible. Germany were simply outstanding. You put the two together and you would rarely get that result. Germany were so ruthlessly brilliant that it produced a canyon between excellence and mediocrity that I don't think we will see again for a long time

What more to say. 7-1. Seven. In a world cup semi-final. Brazil lost 7-1. No German player, honestly, could have imagined this. What would my other idols, McIlvenny, Lawton and Parkinson say about this. I'm so in awe of what Germany did, and so shocked by how bad Brazil were that I can't even bring myself to imagine the conversations between Big Phil and Neymar tonight. But at least David Luiz had time for a prayer at the end.

For all my taunting of Fred and Hulk and co. I never thought it would end like this. But it could be that their luck ran out today. There was little skill before today, all graft and passion. Today, the Germans said that counts for nothing.

I feel the dream of beautiful Brazilian football is over. Is it even harder to go back to 1982 now? Or will they finally realize that playing the way that is their way, the 1982 way, is what they have to do.

What a World Cup this has been. Germany took it to a whole new level today. Simply outstanding.

More reflection.....

Day 26. What happened in Brazil today. 

After my uniformed opinion about Brazil's footballers and religion, here's a better piece about it. Tomorrow Germany will be playing against the prayers of a whole countr.

Who needs talent when you've got Fred?

Day 25. What happened today in Brazil.

I'll take a day of rest and give you one from me and my ramblings and only say two things.

Luis Suarez's appetite for opponents' shoulders may end up being a good thing for Liverpool as they go about spending the expected 70-80 million pounds they will get for him from Barcelona. After Lambert, Lallana and Emre Can, now they look like they will get Lovren (Croatia), Origi (Belgium) and Markovic (Serbia). And how many English players are being bought by non-English teams? Makes you wonder....doesn't make you proud...to play for England....(reference: 1982 England World Cup song B side.....and don't go asking me what a B side is).

And as the debate rages, between me and myself, about how Brazil, version 2014, are nothing like Brazil version 1982 (who lost before the semis) this is what Carlos Perreira said about Brazil 1994: (Perriera was the manager in 1994, when Brazil beat Italy in the final, on penalties, and even Brazilians were lamenting how un-Brazilian the team were. Perreira is now the technical director with Big Phil) "The World Cup was a short competition and we wanted to win it with the talents we had at hand. I still hear we didn’t play beautiful football. But what is beauty? To me it’s to be efficient. We were unbeaten champions and that will never change.” Discuss and reflect as you think about Brazil's only player of flair lying in a hospital bed somewhere while his team mates (Fred and co.) try to make him a world champion.

We're boring, but we win.

Day 24. What happened today in Brazil.
Today's exciting stories in the world:

Mark Cavendish fell and dislocated his shoulder in the first stage of the Tour de France.

Petra Kvitova won the ladies singles at Wimbledon.

Toronto Fc lost at home to DC United.

The three time defending hot dog eating champion of the contest held every year in Coney Island lost her title.

A car caught fire in Malta.

Costa Rica and Holland played a football match in Brazil.

And I really could stop there, other than to tell you, in case you have other things you are interested in right now, about the last minute of the 120 minutes. At 0-0 and it obviously going to penalties, Holland changed their goalkeeper. I only hope that it was planned and spoken about beforehand, because if I was the regular goalkeeper my confidence would have taken a real bashing if I thought my coach didn't think I was good enough. But there was the fairytale ending with the sub goalie saving 2 penalties, and Holland are in the semis.

Now, we all expect the quarter finals to be tight. Nobody wants to make a mistake, no team wants to risk giving away a cheap goal and be out after coming so far. But this really was ridiculous. Holland didn't have a shot on goal for 40 consecutive minutes. Costa Rica, the neutrals' favourite team, had a game plan. Defend for 90 minutes, then another 30, get to the penalties and hope to get lucky. Yes, the important thing is winning, entertainment is an occasional by product. Go ahead, call me a terrible heartless cynic but, unlike what I read all over the place, Costa Rica did not play a wonderful game. They could barely put three passes together. When Holland did shoot they hit the post three times, had a shot cleared off the line, and were a little tame in their finishing. To top it all off, Van Persie had the chance right at the end to put us out of our misery, but couldn't decide whether to stick his head or foot out and ended up crumpling into a heap of forlorn footballer. Holland were not much better than Costa Rica but they did try to win. They were centimetres away from scoring and that would have completely messed up Costa Rica's game plan. That the plan almost succeeded was mostly down to the Dutch missing, rather than the Costa Rican's bravery.

So why do we keep watching? Hidden deep under that mediocrity is the excitement of knowing that there is going to be an outcome. The battle will end, and one team will be out and the other on their way to the semi-finals. The event is exciting for the outcome. Pity about the process.

Of course with nothing much happening on the pitch my eyes wondered, with the help of the cameras, to Patrick Kluivert, the Dutch assistant manager. I've always been slightly amused by his presence on the Dutch bench. He looks like the kid brought along to the important meetings by his father. There's Louis Van Gaal, and the other men who look like they have a plan and system to put in place. And then there's Patrick, following along with scribbles in his notebook (probably writing down the questions he's going to ask later, or trying to figure out how the 30 minutes of extra time is broken into 2 halves. Important disclaimer: Patrick Kluivert is probably a very smart man, who was hired because he does a good job, and I know nothing about his personality and these are all good natured suppositions). Patrick was a pretty decent player, but he seemed to have a chip on his shoulder when he played that made Van Persie's strut look like a timid walk. Patrick strutted around with the look of "I'm better than everybody else around me and I will score when I want to". Today I think he was really baffled as to what his assistant managerial duties were, so in an effort to seem interested, he kept putting pen to notebook. The most entertaining was when he wrote something down just as soon as Van Gaal did. "I wonder what Louis wrote. I hope mine is as good. Maybe I can peak while he's watching the game". As the monotony on the pitch reached epic proportions, Patrick was hard at work on his notebook. The opinions as to what he was doing varied from doodling, to hangman, to tic tac toe (xoxo). Now I think he was probably writing down ideas for his next birthday (see below).

Holland-Costa Rica followed Argentina's 1-0 win over Belgium. Argentina weren't great, Belgium were pretty bad. The best thing about it was how great it is to see Messi playing like he is the best player in the world. He still had not reached the Maradona levels, but I have a sneaky suspicion he is timing his peak to happen in the next 2 matches. Just as he suddenly kicks into 5th gear with the ball at his feet in any match, I believe he is going to hit Formula 1, down the straightaway, speed at any moment. Today he was helped by Higuain actually looking interested. Higuain scored the only goal off a very lucky deflection that gave him the ball but he still needed a pretty good finish. It was sad for the purists that he didn't score when he ran at the Belgian defence, nutmegged Kompany and hit his shot off the crossbar. That would have made for a more satisfying win than the early goal and kill the game kind of win that happened.

Watching Argentina is more entertaining for their fans who take over every stadium they play in and seem to have staked a claim to ownership of Copocabana beach. Their singing adds an atmosphere element that only the Brazilians seem able to match (as seen on TV). The chants back and forth have started even before a possible meeting in the final. Argentinians taunt the Brazilians with something on the lines of, "Brazil, how does it feel to be bossed around in your own back yard", to which the Brazilians in their stadium reply; "five times champions". How can we have a Holland-Germany final when the whole World Cup has seemed like a build up to Messi scoring a last minute winner against Brazil in the final.

I have enjoyed this World Cup immensley. There's been great football, especially in the first round, the big players have shone, not frozen, lots of excitement and passion and Brazil seems to be living up to it's name as the cradle of football civilization. So I will take a few tedious 0-0s. After all, in a week it will all be over for 4 years. But at least I'll have 4 years to plan how to get to Russia.

Patrick Kluivert, celebrating his 38th birthday with Van Persie.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nfQSCNfbzQ

All praise the round ball and those who kick it!

Day 23. What happened today in Brazil.

Somewhere in Brazil, maybe around the Maracana, there must be a sign that says, "Welcome to the Evangelical church of latter day Brazilian footballers. Come join us for praise and to give thanks on the morrow of every great Brazilian victory. Our Minister, Big Phil, will lead the joyous circle, while Preacher David Luiz offers the daily prayers" (and in small print) "our church was created to counter the negative influence on our youth left over from the fake positivity created by the over indulgence of those who believed they were above greatness, namely Socrates, Falcao, Zico, Cerezo and more".

Really, what is it with the Brazilian players and the constant, overly enthusiastic praise to the lord. Kaka used to reveal his I-love-Jesus shirt after he scored. Today we had Luiz and his two-hands-to-the-sky, on his knees, prayer after his goal and at the end. To each their own I say. If they believe, and that's their inspiration, good for them. But do we really believe that they believe? Many years ago David Bowie was part of the Freddie Mercury tribute concert in London. It was huge, and everybody was there. David Bowie came out on stage, and got down on one knee and asked the crowd to join him in reciting the lord's prayer, for Freddie, you know. The next day a journalist in an English newspaper wrote a wonderful article about the hypocrisy and fakeness of that moment. Who was to believe that Bowie, and the thousands and thousands of drunk and stoned fans, could really be genuine in asking the lord to take care of the very un-religious (through his behaviour) Freddie Mercury. The statement was not about the merits of religion, but the abuse, in a way, and convenience, of it's power. David Luiz....David Bowie.......

So Brazil are on their way to a semi final against Germany after beating Colombia 2-1. Again, it wasn't pretty, but there was a bit more drive about Brazil, which drove them to foul and foul and foul, in an attempt to stop Colombia showing them up for their own lack of creativity. And again, Hulk tried his hardest. He really did and with Neymar having an uninspiring day, it needed someone else to run at the Colombian defence. Fred was a again a mystery, so much so that I wonder what dirt he has on Big Phil, that has forced the coach to play him, or else all will be revealed. My favourite Fred moment today, on top of all the terrible touches, was when Maicon ran pretty much the length of the field down the wing, passed the ball to a teammate who quickly passed to Fred. Maicon had continued his run past Fred, but Fred decided to let the ball run through his legs, expecting Maicon to have stopped moving. The dummy tried the dummy and couldn't even get that right.

A sign of Brazil's reluctance, refusal even, to play good football was the second goal. Hulk was fouled by Rodriguez, not far from the Colombian penalty area. The ball rebounded to Fred just outside the penalty area and he had a clear run on, or shot at, goal. The referee stopped play for the foul rather than allowing a clear advantage for Fred. Not one Brazilian player complained. Why? Because, I bet they thought they had a better chance of scoring from a free kick than through Fred being one on one with the goalie. And so it was. David Luiz scored a beautiful goal from the free kick and Brazil looked home and dry, until a late Rodriguez penalty made for a nervy ending.

Of course, the terrible news for Brazil is that Neymar was kneed in the back, fractured a vertebra and is done, finished, no more World Cup. Thankfully, for him no surgery is required and the doctor says a few weeks of immobilization will see him recover. But for Brazil it is a disaster. Now the Brazilian team is going to have to form a circle around Neymar's bed and pray: Oh Great One! Now that we have lost the chosen one can you please help us by granting the chosen one's powers to another one who is only chosen by Big Phil because there is no other.

After all the players leave I can see Big Phil staying behind with Neymar.
Neymar: "It's ok, Big Phil, dont cry,"
Big Phil: "Oh Neymar what are we going to do? You were right, yes you were right. We cant do this with Uncle Fred and Cousin Jo and the Hulk"
Neymar: "but you heard the rest of the guys. The Great One will help us"
Big Phil "Neymar, even The Great One can't help us now. And I don't believe any of that anyway. It's only because of Fred, and, you know, how he found god....and the people....and....and......"
Neymar: "What Big phil, what is it?"
Big Phil: " Nothing, nothing...but he will play"
Neymar: "have faith"
Big Phil: "we are scewed, son, screwed.......

In the earlier game Germany beat France 1-0. I hate 1-0s, with a goal scored early on from set-piece, more than a 0-0. That's it? A header from a free- kick in the 12th minute and then shut up shop. At least with a 0-0, you know one team has to score at some point late in the game to win, or it will go to penalties. But this? Even France seemed to give up. I'm just surprised that the Bbc didn't call this game "turgid". It was close.

There's always football somewhere....Gibraltar?

Day 22. What happened today in Brazil.

Can I call yesterday Day 21 and today Day 22 when there was no football? My dilemma, do we count non-playing days as days of the World Cup? Not really a big a dilemma as: 1. how to watch both quarter finals tomorrow while stuck at work, with work that needs to be done, and 2. what to do on July 9th, second semi-final starts 4pm, Toronto time, me and family's flight leaves at 5.45pm. I could possibly be flying all night and not know the result. How will I write update on time?

Today feels like the World Cup is starting all over again. Two days of no play and now tomorrow and Saturday we get into the real nitty gritty. The wannabes are gone home and now the serious contenders are ready to do battle. Even Costa Rica have to be in that bracket. All credit to them, it was no fluke. Italy, Uruguay and England, and then the probably the hardest team to beat, Greece.....and they came through. Costa Rica....quarter final...I have to keep saying that to myself. Poor Holland, the pressure, what happens if they lose to the Ticos?

All the experts are busy predicting results. Who really knows? What's the difference between France and Germany, Argentina and Belgium.....Colombia and Brazil. Excuse the cliches, but really, who is going to step and shine. Who's going to do a Maradona, or Rossi. This is the time....Maradona against England in '86 and Rossi against Brazil in '82.

Meanwhile in the other football world, every Premiership club in England is checking their bank balances to see which World Cup star they can spend way too much money on. But in another football world, the one you may think starts happening in October, the Champions League and Europa League have started. Before players in the World Cup finish playing in the World Cup, and then go on vacation and then start pre-season training, there are clubs, who will not be able to afford any of those World Cup players, trying to get through qualifying rounds to get to the Holy Grail of the groups stage. Yesterday, after the excitement of Belgium-USA, in the Victoria stadium in Gibraltar, Lincoln, the Champions of Gibraltar, the first team from Gibraltar to play in European competitions, drew 1-1 with HB Tórshavn of the Faroe Islands. I wonder what Alex dos Santos, the Brazilian playing for HB Torshavn, thinks of Neymar and Fred and Jo. Countrymen, but a world apart.

The players rest...the fun never stops.

Day 21. What happened today in Brazil.

No play today but always action going on somewhere.

Tim Howard has become the hero in every American's eyes, for doing what he is supposed to do when standing between those 2 goalposts. So he made more saves than any goalkeeper in World Cup history (15) but that makes me, and other people who's comments I happily read online, think 2 things. One is, 15 shots? What was that defence, of who we've heard so much about how bravely they defended, doing? And I hope Belgium have some better finishing against Argentina.

Luis Suarez copied and pasted his apology from the last time he bit someone, the President of Barcelona thought it was a wonderful apology, Liverpool sighed a huge sigh of relief that somebody will pay ridiculous money to help them solve their moral issue, and today Barcelona and Liverpool started talking about a transfer.

Fifa are so impressed by the level of interest Americans are showing in football, that they think the US federation will make a bid for the 2026 world cup. Level of interest = huge market potential for Fifa.

Ottmar Hitzfield, coach of Switzerland, has gone one step further than some of the other coaches who resigned. He has quit football completely. Good for him. He's 65 and after everything he's won he deserves some peace and quiet. What does he plan to do in retirement? Work as a TV pundit. Very relaxing.

Fabio Capello, coach of Russia, has been called a thief by a couple of Russian politicians, for being paid 6 million pounds and achieving nothing. Bet he wishes he was back in England....or sitting alongside Hitzfield in a TV studio.

Fifa General Secretary Jerome Valcke said he is concerned by the high levels of drunkenness inside and outside stadiums in Brazil. This is the same man who was instrumental in getting the law in Brazil changed to allow beer to be sold in stadiums in Brazil.

Another rest day tomorrow....

Saturday 26 July 2014

Shall we just go straight to extra time?

Day 20. What happened in Brazil today.

Belgium and USA gave us quite the ending to the round of 16. Argentina and Switzerland reminded us why Americans don't watch football.

There is some consistency about Brazil and Argentina in this world cup. There is hope, by some, that they will meet in the all time classic final. Is it maybe a sense of destiny that they are both under performing but still winning? Brazil, as we have long established are never going to be the team we dream of...the flicks and tricks have been replaced by Fred and Jo. Argentina are looking like the anti-team to everything that has happened at this World Cup....boring, predictable and no flair. Today they were up against the Swiss who, thanks to their German coach, are more German than the Germans in their cliche-d efficient organization. The Swiss have a Nadal to Argentina's Messi. Since Wimbledon is competing with world cup for viewing a tennis reference is long overdue. Yes, the magician with his feet, Messi, was up against the Swiss Messi, but with a bit more aggression and toughness, Shakiri, Shakiri...... In the end the real Messi beat the Swiss almost Messi, but Shakiri gets bonus points for an award winning stare and swear at the referee for getting in his way.

This one, almost unsurprisingly now, went to extra time. Swiss resistance was finally broken after a mistake at the half way line gifted Messi the ball, and just when you thought he was going to try waltzing through the Swiss defence, didn’t you, he set up the Angel off his right shoulder for a beautiful finish. As poor as Argentina were, Messi was at the centre of everything. He's not quite putting in the Maradona type of inspired performances yet, but he definitely looked up for a battle, constantly looking for the ball. But maybe he needs a Valdano and Burruchaga around him. There was a rumour today that Argentina had a centre forward called Higuain playing. Maybe I heard wrong.

Argentina and Brazil may meet in the final. Do, or don't, the fan rivalry is evident every time Argentina play. They have some of the strongest support, but the sea of light blue in the stadium is interspersed with a whole load of yellow Brazilian shirts. The locals must have a lot of fun supporting any team that comes to play against Argentina in their country. Again, the Argentinian support was rocking in the first 10 minutes, but by the second half the fans must have been as bored as us at home. Silence reigned.

Switzerland were terribly unlucky not to equalize right at the end when Dzemaili headed against the post and then his own rebound rebounded off him and out. One to replay in the poor man's head over and over again.

Argentina had tried to lift the gloom by bringing on the man with the most questionably ridiculous hair style, Rodrigo Palacio. Is it a braid, is it the world's skinniest ponytail sticking out of his shaved head. I do not know.

As is the norm, I resorted to the BBC for a second opinion on this match. And, as has become Bbc's standard with any match that isn't an and end to end barnstormer, described it by using their favourite word, turgid. One of my regular readers, has become so amused by the turgid-ness of Bbc's reporting, that he looked up the definition of turgid: swollen, congested or pompous and bombastic. The midfield was congested and there is always pompous-ness on show. So turgid it was.

Belgium and the Americans put on a show that our commentator described as lively. It was end to end, the Belgians showing flashes of what their individual stars should be able to do. And the Americans played as though they had to justify the decision by the millions back home to spend their afternoon watching soccer.

That it was 0-0 at the end of 90 minutes was mostly down to Tim Howard, American goalie, doing what he is supposed to do and the Belgians doing what they are not supposed to do when they have chance after chance to score: not let Howard do his job so comfortably. There were many saves, but, really, how many of them were more than would be expected?

In extra time Belgium brought on star striker Lukaku and within seconds he charged at the American defence, did his thing (caused panic) and De Bruyne scored. Who else thinks that Kevin De Bruyne is the grumpiest footballer out there. Even a goal couldn't take the scowl off his face. Maybe that's why Chelsea got rid of him: good player, but too damn grumpy.

When Lukaku scored a second, who would have thought that there was any way back for the Americans? But, hello, what's this? Young guy, just on, Green scored a beauty with his first touch at the beginning of the second extra half and this game, if it wasn't on before, was now definitely rocking. Courtois made an incredible save and the Americans kept coming. But to no avail, and again a near upset was averted.

Before Lukaku, Belgium also brought on Mirallas for Mertens, a switch of skillful industrial-ness for occasional flashiness. Mertens always looks outstanding for about 15 minutes but them seems to be a bit of a one trick wonder, who's trick is figured out pretty quickly by the other team. Mirallas, on the other hand, is the kind of guy I would like in my team. He gets stuff done.

The match was interrupted for a few minutes when a fan/person/joker ran onto the pitch. Of course, we must not mention pitch invaders lest we give them publicity. Our wonderful, Fifa trained commentator took this instruction to heart. As the arm waving, look at me prankster ran around the pitch, we were told that Jones seemed to be having a problem, and as Mr Fun started his second lap we were further informed that Jones still seems to be having an issue and that's why the game is stopped. When it became obvious that the Brazilian stewards are happy to give somebody like this their moment in the spotlight and were happy to let him do a few laps, and when it became impossible to keep him out of every camera shot, the commentator finally admitted that we don't need these kind of interruptions.

That's it until Friday. If you are new to World Cup and you thought the last 16 matches were tight and low on excitement, just wait for the quarter finals. All the big teams will now be looking to outsmart each other. Thank goodness for Costa Rica!

African Champions...2014?

Day 19. What happened today in Brazil. The Ochoa curse struck again.

Today was the day for the Africans to a make a statement against 2 big European teams. Nigeria came into their match against France as one of those teams who had qualified, but you wondered how much they deserved it. After a painful 0-0 draw against Iran, they beat Bosnia 1-0, partly due to Bosnia being denied a legitimate goal, and then lost to Argentina. It was a case of them being better than the really bad teams. Today they really seemed up for it and with a bit of better finishing might have scared the French a bit more. They also had Victor Moses, who plays for Liverpool and looked like he was on the team solely on reputation, which is further still probably only based on the fact that he is a rarely used sub for Liverpool. Surely there was somebody on that Nigerian bench more effective than him. France, on the other hand seemed a little confused. They went back to their experiment of star striker Benzema playing on the left wing, and Giroud up front. It worked in their friendly against Jamaica and for one match against Switzerland, but today Benzema looked pissed off that he had to share the spotlight. Once Giroud went off, Benzema came to life, and France looked like they would score a few. It took a while but they did get a goal, and it was a repeat of the Ochoa phenomenon, as happened yesterday.

The Nigerian goalkeeper, Enyeama, had been having another amazing match. Then, as happened with Ochoa, he got caught up in his own greatness, and eccentricity. He flapped at a cross and left Pogba with an easy header into an empty net. After that, Nigeria looked terribly disheartened. It is a normal tactic that when a team is in the lead with a few minutes left they try to hold onto the ball in the opposing team's half. Nigeria had so lost interest that they did if for France. Even when Nigeria got the ball they couldn't get it out of their half, and eventually gifted France a corner, which led to the gift of an own goal. 2-0 France and on they go. And all this without one of their biggest names, Ribery. Really, have they missed him?

On Saturday, the day of the 2 all South American matches, all 4 teams and their supporters belted out the national anthems like their lives depended on how well they sang them. When Brazil sang their's what was equally impressive were the ball boys and girls trying to sing louder than the players. But one ball girl today might have gone one better. I'm sure she was singing along to the French anthem. Maybe she was just mouthing what she thought were the words, maybe she was French or maybe she took it upon herself to learn the words. Whatever, it seems this national anthem thing is catching. Roy Hodgson would be proud.

Second match was the much talked about, by me, revenge match. Algeria went at Germany like their fathers had given the team talk before the match, not the coach. They wanted it. The Germans were getting attacked from all angles and were all over the place. Unfortunately, Algeria lacked the one important quality needed to win, the ability to turn all their opportunities into goals. Germany were defending so desperately that their goalkeeper, Neuer, came out of his area, more often than any goalkeeper I've ever seen do.

In the second half, Germany, looked like they had overcome the shock and had enough chances to make the scoreline look like it should when one of the best teams in Europe, in the world, plays an average to good African team. But time and time again, Mbohli, in the Algerian goal pulled of some stunning saves. So out-of-this-world good that the Ochoa curse seemed to be about to happen any minute.

This was quite the match for the neutral, the underdogs having a go at the ever so consistent, always make it to at least the quarter finals Germans. But I can imagine what it was like if you are German, an absolute bloody nightmare. This was supposed to be an easy path to the next round. When have Algeria ever beaten anyone. Ok, there was that one time, but, really, it's Algeria and we have Mueller and Schweinstiger and baby faced Goetze. We're so good we don't even care that Mertesecker is in defence, because when he screws up again and again, Neuer will run out and clean up the mess. But again, for the neutral it was fantastic. Germany attacked but were denied over and over again, and Algeria ran at the Germans head on with no fear. There were oh's and oooh's and aaaah's aplenty.

Off to extra time we went and barely 90 seconds into it, Schurrle tried a training ground flick and in it went. Mbohli was beaten, and at that moment who really thought that Algeria could get back into it. They had given it their all, but now they had to summon all their very low energy reserves and come from behind to beat the Germans. As it turned out, they did score in the second minute of injury time. But, sadly, by then Germany had already scored their second goal. Another great effort, just like the Mexicans, had just fallen short. But at least the closeness to upset had entertained us.

Tomorrow, Messi takes on the Swiss and the Americans tackle the cool, look how good we are, guys from Belgium. Enjoy it, because then we have 2 days of no football. How could they.

Sunday 29 June 2014

Is the paint dry yet?

Day 18. What happened today in Brazil.

I said this before and I'll say it again...Costa bloody Rica happened today. But more of that later.

First up today was Holland-Mexico. Holland were looking to show that they could live up to their "serious contenders" tag, which only started after the first round. Before that, everybody in Holland seemed to think they were pretty bad and were definitely going out in the first round. Even the manager, Van Gaal, didn't have much hope for the future and had decided that getting criticized constantly in Manchester was better than abuse at home. To make matters worse when Holland qualified for the last 16 as the top scoring team, the Dutch critics complained that Van Gaal's team had abandoned the Dutch way of playing football. As far as I can remember when they reached the final in 2010, the Dutch looked as far from Total Football as Greece did. But Holland found a way. After going behind to a beautiful Mexican goal, the Dutch kept going and going and going, until finally equalizing 2 minutes from the end, and winning with a controversial (when are they not?) penalty in the 4th minute of injury time.

Of course we can all feel sorry for the Mexicans. They really were very, very close to the quarter finals. But they really needed a second goal. You can never sit on a one goal lead when you have a goalkeeper who is that good. You know, the kind who has the game of his life against Brazil and then does it again today, but part of his brilliance is down to his eccentricity. And at one point he will decide to come for a cross because in his head he is going to spectacularly punch it away, but in reality he realizes he is nowhere near able to do that, and he looks like a fool when the other team scores because the goalie is nowhere to be seen. The goalie in question, Ochoa, knew he was at fault. How was it obvious? Did he do what every goalkeeper does when they concede a goal, yell at their defenders? No. Silence. Mea culpa. Of course the gullible English clubs are lining up to sign him, based on a couple of inspired performances. Ajaccio, in the French second division, who released him at the end of this season must know better.

Mexico, and their captain Marquez, gave away the late, late penalty. Was it a foul? The debate in Mexico will go on forever. In Holland it ended once everybody Dutch heard a whistle and the referee's arm pointed to the penalty spot. Does Robben dive? Sure. Did his foot make contact with Marquez's foot? Yes. Should Marquez have stuck his foot out, knowing he had a known diver trying to get around him? No. Is it fair? Happens all the time, and if it wasn't given the debate would have raged the other way. In the end the men in the orange ties and blue jackets were jumping out of the Dutch dugout, and looking forward to how they could not screw up against either Costa Rica or Greece.

I imagine that many Europeans, apart from the Greeks I hope, might have gone to bed before the end of the Costa Rica-Greece match. So allow me to describe what happened. The teams came out, the national anthems were sung and that was it. Excitement over, until 120 minutes later. In between, Costa Rica ran with the ball, Greek defenders hoofed the ball as far away as possible, Samaras tried some skill but was offside. Karagounis fouled a Costa Rican and then threw his arms up in the air...What. me? Costa Rica ran with the ball, Greek defenders hoofed the ball as far away as possible, Samaras tried some skill but was offside. Costa Rica ran with the ball......the crowd did the Mexican wave......another Greek player was offside. Karagounis fouled a Costa Rican and then threw his arms up in the air...Ref, c'mon, I didn't touch him. But hold on, a chance...Greece must score...no...ball hits Costa Rica goalkeeper on hip and goes out. Half-time whistle. Second half.....Here we go, Costa Rica running, nothing doing, Greece lob a few passes up field, nothing happening. Then suddenly Bryan Ruiz hits a pass towards the goal.....and it is a goal! Best thing that could have happened, Greece had to attack now. They tried and tried but couldn't break down the defence of the team that has St Kitts and Nevis as it's regional competitors. And then Costa Rica had a player sent off for a second yellow card. And the crowd went wild (the Greeks) or booed (the Costa Ricans and Brazilians). Or did they? Most of them must still have been in line for the toilet or beer (see yesterday). Or they were so bored they just couldn't be bothered. And on we went. Greece brought on the mystery man, Kostas Mitroglu, the striker who couldn't stop scoring in Greece, was transferred to Fulham for a record fee, but was then injured or not fit enough for English football, and.....nothing happened. The Greeks seemed disinterested in scoring, which was rather concerning for any knowledgeable neutral watching. Greece always do this, yet in the end, the very end as it turned out today, they find a way. 90th minute and Sokratis Papastathopoulos bundles in a rebound and we all nodded (or shook?) our heads in complete acceptance of the inevitable. Extra time had a little drama, mostly centred around who looked more knackered form running around aimlessly for 120 minutes. At the end of the extra time, before penalties, Fernando Santos, the Greek coach managed to get himself sent off for arguing with the referee. The penalties were going pretty well for both sides until number 5 for Greece was saved and Costa Rica scored the next one to go where they have never gone before. And, thankfully, it was all over.

This really was a terrible match. Bbc pulled out the "turgid affair" description again but really turgid does not do it justice. This was the match that you hoped anybody wanting to watch football for the first time was not watching. I was thinking of all the Americans who had heard about how great this Fifa World Cup thing is and wanted to get in on the action on a Sunday afternoon and saw this. They must have really wondered how this could be any more exciting than watching cars going round an oval track for hours, or sitting in a half empty baseball stadium hoping somebody would hit a ball so they don't have to keep checking facebook, twitter and instagram on their phone, in the hope that somebody's updated a status, because there's nothing happening out on the field. Yes, it was that bad. There have been some exciting 1-1 draws over the years (France-Brazil 1986 was one of the best ever), and others where you could at least appreciate the tactical battle. This had nothing. It's only saving grace, that saved me looking for re-runs of question time in the Canadian parliament, was that it was the last 16 of the World Cup. Hopefully never again in the next 2 weeks.

Tomorrow, we should have a couple of crackers. Maybe. France and Nigeria might battle end to end, or France might just be too good. And Algeria are out for revenge against Germany. The head says Germany will be too good, but I'm sure many heads said that in 1982. For 90 minutes, or 120, can we ignore oppressive regimes and...one, two, three! Viva L'Algerie!

Fred and Jo....and Neymar.

Day 17. What happened today in Brazil.

Brazil are just not very good, are they? Colombia are probably one of the best teams of this World Cup. What will happen when they meet on Friday in the quarter final?

Brazil huffed and puffed, and chased, and rode their luck and ended up with a penalty shoot out win against Chile. As negative as the prognosis on Brazil may be, at the same time they didn't concede more than one bad-mistake goal against what was supposedly one of the best attacking teams out there. In the final minute of extra time Pinilla, for Chile, hit an amazing shot against the crossbar. It would have been game and World Cup over for Brazil. But it didn't go in, did it, and nobody has ever won anything by going close. Brazil scored first through David Luiz's first goal ever for Brazil, although there is debate over whether he got the final touch. The Brazilians then looked like they were going to saunter through the rest of the match, maybe score a couple more goals, and that would be that. However, Hulk showed he had the touch of a uncoordinated, muscle oaf out of a fantasy comic book and let Chile in to score. To his credit, Hulk became a man possessed in the second half, a man possessed by the fear of being the reason for Brazil having no more interest in their World Cup. He repeatedly attacked the Chilean defence on his own, and he kind of had to since Neymar was having a no-shoot day. Even his change from gold boots to his regular ones at half-time didn't seem to make a difference. Of course no Brazil match would be complete without an ode to those 2 wonderful Brazilians, Fred and Jo. Fred's expected goal rush, after he scored his first goal against Cameroon, never looked like it was going to happen. He was back to the lovable Fred who you would love if you were the opposing team's defence. So, poor old Big Phil had to do what he himself must loathe to admit that he has to do. He brought on Jo, to replace Fred. Not sure if Big Phil hates more that he has to take off Fred, who he has high hopes for, or that the only other striker he can replace him with is Jo. Maybe that's why Neymar kept refusing to shoot today: he said to Big Phil if you are really going to keep lumping me with Fred and Hulk let's see what happens when I leave the goal scoring to them. And Big Phil, not one to mess with, thought, fine, you little so and so, you don't like Hulk and Fred, here's some real punishment...deal with Jo. Jo reminds me of that guy at school, who was told that he was good, or got lucky playing with boys much younger than him, but now that he's playing with the big boys is completely out of place. But he can't admit to it. Every time, he completely fluffs a good chance, he has that look; the look of, "what, how didn't that go in", which quickly changes to "hey, everybody that wasn't my fault, look, that blade of grass was out of place" which then becomes a look of "ok, stand tall, eyes wide open, if I look good and imposing nobody will notice I can't play this game".

At the beginning of the second half (and when I say beginning, I mean well past the 60 minute mark), the main stand across from the cameras had way more empty seats than in the first half. Again, my belief is that all those people are stuck in a queue for the toilet or beer. The real fans, in the upper tiers, just give up and go back to their seats. The number of fans constantly walking back and forth in that stand reminded me of watching football in Toronto, in Major League Soccer. It's amazing how many people just constantly walk around. Not in a football stadium to watch the football, obviously.

Colombia beat the Suarez-less Uruguayans pretty easily. It's was, as we say, a comfortable 2-0. With all the fuss about Suarez nobody seems to mention how his strike partner Edison Cavani is supposedly a highly rated player himself. But just not good enough. Like the rest of the team. Their era, if there was one, is definitely over. This was a victory for quick attacking football over let's-kill-the-game-and-win-off-one-goal-from-a-corner football. Colombia came to this World Cup without the player who was to Colombia what Suarez is to Uruguay. Radamel Falcao was going to be the man to score the goals but after his serious knee injury it seemed like Colombia had lost their main man. Now it looks like he would struggle to get into this team. Were would he fit in? James Rodriguez has become the star of this World Cup. When moneybags Monaco wanted to compete with the big boys in France they bought Falcao for a sickening amount of money from Atletico Madrid, but since they still had some money left they went back to Porto and bought the guy who had played with Falcao at Porto, Rodriguez. The provider and the goal scorer together. Rodriguez has now become both with 5 goals and assists in most of the other goals. Look out for him....number 10, the name on his shirt is James, but please, call him Hahmez.

Tomorrow the Dutch and the Mexicans do battle before Costa Rica and Greece fight it out for the title of the most unlikely team in the quarter finals.

And on the 16th day, they rested.

Day 16. What happened today in Brazil. Teams went home, others trained, or didn't in the case of Nigeria. Following Cameroon and Ghana's players' strike over unpaid bonuses, now it was the Nigerian's turn. Whatever we may think about greedy, overpaid footballers if they have contracts that promise these bonuses they should get it. It seems like President Goodluck's intervention has saved the day.

England have been home for a few days and a couple of their players are happily moving on and sorting out their futures, with a little bit more money to come their way. Defender Luke Shaw, who is 18, signed for Man United for a transfer fee of 27 million pounds. Yes, he's eighteen. Adam Lallana has had a medical at Liverpool in expectation of a 25 million pound move. More will follow, once the bigger teams start getting eliminated and the agents kick into high gear selling the new World Cup stars at terribly inflated prices to the gullible English teams.

Tomorrow, the action reaches a new level of excitement. Lose now, and it may take extra time and penalties, and losers there will be, and you're on your way home. No goal difference to the rescue now. It's South American day on Saturday. Brazil-Chile, followed by Colombia-Uruguay.

Chile have reached the last 16 three times and each time they have lost to, yes, Brazil. It wouldn't take that brave of a person to bet on the un-thinkable (to Brazilians) happening. Chile have looked mighty good and Brazil have been iffy. Only question about Chile is how Holland dealt with them pretty easily in the last group match.

Colombia-Uruguay, I imagine, is going to be ugly. Not ugly, in the turgid (thanks BBC) Italy-Uruguay way, but I suspect that especially if things aren't going Uruguay's way we are going to see some nastiness that the Colombians may get caught up in too. Uruguay are now in the us against the world mood, after Luis Suarez's suspension. Their coach, Oscar Tabarez, had quit his Fifa advising roles in disgust, the captain Lugano says Suarez did nothing wrong, Maradona has become an honorary Uruguayan to defend Suarez against the 'mafia' at Fifa, and the whole team refused to speak in English to English journalists because, in case you didn't know, Suarez only chewed at Chellini's shoulder because he is a victim of the English media's harassment and torture.

Colombia have only played a South American team once at the World Cup, and again you guessed it, it was Uruguay, who won 2-1 in 1962. Colombia won 3 games so far, which is the total number of wins in their previous 13 matches in World Cups. They have some wonderful players, and I hope we get to see them, and their fantastic goal celebration, again after tomorrow. Enjoy....this is going to get really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLAIjbJvx7s

One, two, three...Viva L'Algerie....sshhhhh!

Day 15. What happened today in Brazil. Watching, and supporting the idea of, the World Cup is a moral dilemma, with all the well reported issues in Brazil that need money more than brand new stadiums. So does wanting Algeria to win make one an even more ethically inept person?

Algeria, the country and the regime, survived the Arab Spring by using a tiny portion of it's vast oil wealth to keep the people happy for a while. While appearing to be a little more democratic than Tunisia and Libya, it is still a country run by a privileged inner circle, with backing from the very powerful military. Today Algeria made history of a completely different kind. They drew 1-1 with Russia to make it into the second round of the World Cup for the first time. If we really want to get into the existing political scenarios, it would be a tough choice to choose between Russia and Algeria for who would be a better choice to progress.

Hard as it is, and morally questionable, taking it just as a football event it was a momentous occasion, and especially so when you realize who Algeria play in the round of 16. Germany. Not the same West Germany but close enough to the team that is the reason why Fifa introduced the simultaneous match times for final group games after 1982. In that World Cup, after Algeria beat W Germany 2-1, the Germans and Austrians knew that a 1-0 win for Germany would see both teams qualify for the second round, as they knew the result of Algeria's final game, played earlier. And, that is what happened. One goal scored and an agreed non-aggression pact between the teams after that. And there was nothing that Algeria could do. Except for waiting 32 years to get revenge. I'm looking forward to this one.

Amongst the intensity of the Algerians, players and fans, and the desperation of the Russians I found time for a chuckle towards the end. As the ball went out of play in front of the Algerian bench, one of the subs kicked it, as commentators are wont to say, into row z, to the frustration of the Russians who didn't have a second to spare. Over trotted Mr officious referee, who found the offending sub, and brandished a yellow card in his face for time wasting. Now, if that was the only ball they had I would understand it because it would take a long time to find it and throw it down from the top tier. However, Fifa provides what seems like a constant supply of footballs and as soon as one goes out, another one appears. By the time the referee had come over, identified the player, shown him the yellow card and made note of his name, the Russians were probably waiting to take the throw in with a new ball. So it is the referee who should get a yellow card for wasting time.

At the same time as Algeria-Russia, Belgium were beating South Korea 1-0, despite playing all the second half with 10 players. This two-matches-at-the-same-time thing presents a dilemma. Which to watch? They both count. My decision was based on potential for excitement (Belgium had played 2 very boring matches, Algeria had looked like the version of Brazil that Brazil haven't found in their last match), potential for wild supporters celebrating historical moment (definitely Algeria) and potential for once almighty manager looking increasingly desperate as his team struggles against supposedly inferior opposition (only one candidate, Mr Cappello). The right choice was made.

In other happenings today, Germany beat USA 1-0 and thousands of Americans celebrated a defeat because Portugal hadn't beaten Ghana by enough goals. Apparently more Americans are now watching football than baseball. I'm sure many of them were baffled by the above reasons for celebrating but are doing it anyway, because it makes a nice change from celebrating a team's win which could be one of over a 100 games played in a season, many of which against the same opposition, and just as long as they finish somewhere towards the top of the league still have a chance of winning the whole thing in the post-season, even if they were the worst of all those teams. Confused now? Yes, goal difference seems a lot simpler, no?

Ghana ended with a defeat and without 2 of their players who were sent home before playing Portugal because of an argument with their coach and Ghanaian officials. I wonder if they met the specially chartered plane from Ghana carrying their bonuses, in cash, at the airport on their way out.

Tomorrow, they, and we, rest. Enough time to digest what has happened over the last 15 days, and to enjoy this moment one more time. Will revenge be sweet? Will revenge happen? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJD79UQihZw

Shaqiri...Shaqiri...Shaqiri...

Day 14. What happened today in Brazil. What do you need on the day that comes after the day that was yesterday? Bad defending, that's what. That will lighten up the day and give us lots of goals. Argentina beat Nigeria 3-2, with both teams moving on, but both coaches and supporters will be hoping they don't keep up the "it doesn't matter how many we concede, we'll just score more" strategy. Argentina's winning goal is a classic in "oops, I didn't mean to that, but wait, it's a goal...sure, planned it all along". As Rojo was coming down from his leap and missed attempt at a header the ball hit his knee and in it went. Nigeria still made it through after Iran's game plan fell apart....lose to Argentina, draw with Nigeria, beat Bosnia and hope that will be enough. Bosnia's determination to leave with a win overcame Iran's confusion as to how to try to attack and win.

Switzerland and France were the other winners today. Switzerland beat Honduras 3-0 to finish second and France drew 0-0 with Ecuador to win the group. Xherdan Shaqiri scored a hat-trick for the Swiss, but take a look at the first goal. Yes, it was a beautiful curling shot, but on the many replays, from many angles, it looks like the goalkeeper is waving the ball in. Really. He seems incapable of jumping to the right and halfheartedly stretches out a hand, and just seems to say..."well, that one's gone".

France couldn't keep up their great scoring run. On the other side Ecuador got nothing from the man who I have nominated as the winner of the category "looked good for average side at World Cup, fooled middle of the pack teams in England willing to spend money to reach the holy grail of top 4, bought by one of them and was playing second division in Spain within a few months". Yes, the winner is Enner Valencia. He scored 3 goals, including 2 against the mighty Honduras and all of a sudden "three teams in England are showing interest". Remember Asomoah Gyan, winner of this category in 2010. Sunderland were the transfer record suckers, some team in the UAE were his employees after a few miserable months in wonderful North East England. I'm sure it's lovely.

Really, nothing very inspiring today apart from the quality of Shaqiri's hat-trick and Messi's two more goals. The more important update today is the number of coaches who have resigned, the ones who are smart enough to go before the inevitable firing. Unfortunately, just getting to the World Cup means nothing any more for some of the smaller countries. Even Honduras expect second round action. Costa Rica have spoiled all the fun for the minnows. Gone so far are:
Prandelli (Italy)
Lamouchi (Ivory Coast)
Zaccheroni (Japan)
Luis Suarez (no, not that one....this one was Honduras' coach)
Still there. Roy Hodgson.

Tomorrow is the day of justice for Algeria. Thirty two years after beating West Germany, but the falling foul of the agreement between the Germans and the Austrians, they have the opportunity to make it to the second round. Only Russia stand in their way. A draw could be enough, but let's hope Algeria go for it, if only to see the look on Capello's face when his team is knocked out by....Algeria.

Monday 23 June 2014

Hey Messi...where are Brazil?

Day 12. What happened today in Brazil.

Can somebody please explain where the real Brazil is? You know, the team made up of players that make you want to watch them over and over again, even repeats on TV of the same match, and that make you wish that the 90 minutes never end. Brazil beat Cameroon 4-1 today to move into the last 16. A comfortable scoreline, but a disjointed performance. I cringe when I read on Bbc live text comments about how great it is to see the "real" Brazil playing. Today may have been good for anybody who has seen Brazil play in the last 10 or 20 years. But it's ironic that in this World Cup of open attacking football, the team that should be putting on the finest display of attacking genius as they did regularly up until 1986, has been overtaken in that department by Algeria. And they were playing against a team that had nothing to play for, nothing to lose who even when they did have something to play for, barely bothered. When Brazil did put together a couple of quick, defenders-chasing-shadows passes the ball ended up at the feet of Hulk, and unlike most average players who would have been celebrating a goal he looked like his name and that was that. It had to be Neymar to lift the team, the 22 year old. And he did, with two goals. Just before the second, at 1-1, he went over to the touchline and had a few words with coach Big Phil. He spoke to Big Phil with his hand over his mouth, as is the norm with players and coaches at this World Cup (lest their conversations are picked up by the microphones and relayed back to the opposing coaches) and from the body language I imagined the conversation going something like this:

Neymar: "coach, I am the superstar, what am I am doing with these guys. And why are they called Fred and Hulk?"
Big Phil (and you have to picture his big shrug of the shoulders and roll of the eyes): "Neymar, what can I do? I have to let Fred play, he found God, he's important for the people and Hulk, pfff, he's Hulk, you know, he sounds kind of scary"
Neymar : "but, coach, every time I pass them the ball they fall over or forget if they are left or right footed...what do I do?"
Big Phil: " look, I cant stand it either. They're crap, but better than Jo, so go score a another goal all by yourself. The people will be happy. Then pass the ball to them a few times, maybe one of them will bounce of Fred's head into the net and nobody will notice he is offside. What can I do?"
Neymar: "ok, coach, watch this......"

Brazil had the champagne moment of the 4th goal, by which time the Cameroonians were wishing they hadn't made such a stink about their bonuses before they came to Brazil, and just wanted to go back to their club teams.

In other news.....Holland beat Chile 2-0. Both teams go through. Holland play Mexico, who finished second in Brazil's group, in the last 16 and Chile play Brazil.
That will be good, really good....Saturday at noon (Toronto time)

In still more news.....Spain played their meaningless match against Australia and took the opportunity to look to the future by playing David Villa and Fernando Torres. You know Villa is way past it because he recently moved to playing football in the US as he became New York City's first signing, although "moved" and "playing" are a little bit of a stretch as the team will not exist until early 2015. And Torres, well, as big of a fan as I have been, even I have to admit that a guy who has been a bit player in England for a couple of years is surely way past his glory days.

Tomorrow, is the big battle...Uruguay-Italy. One's in, one's out. Suarez or Balotelli? Who's going to the worst of the "why-always-me" boys?

One, two, three Viva L'Algerie!

Day 11. What happened today in Brazil. 

There's been a theme this weekend. Superstar Messi does nothing for the whole match yesterday but then scores a wonder winner. Today, Belgian, wannabe superstar, Hazard, looks like he should be playing with the Under 18s for 88 minutes and then sets up the winning goal. And the best of them all, supposedly, Ronaldo after 94 minutes of almost complete non-superstardom, whips in a perfect cross onto his teammates head for the goal that silenced the USA! USA!
 

What a day it was. The boring match of the day was supposed to be Algeria-South Korea. The Koreans never score many and Algeria had defended for 89 minutes in their last match. But suddenly the Algerians had a become a one touch, quick on the counter attacks football machine. At 3-0 it looked like this could be the one big one sided one that happens at every world cup....would it be 6,7. And this was Algeria, who are supposed to be on the receiving end of these hidings. The Koreans made it 1-3 early in the second half, Algeria made it 4-1, and finally it was 4-2. Revenge for 1982 is getting closer.
 

This match followed Belgium -Russia, which one could have been forgiven for expecting a classic: the hot shot Belgians against the battle hardened Russians. Well, the hot shots are firing quite a few blanks and the Russians might be having a hard time understanding Mr. Italian taskmaster Fabio Cappello. This was memories of Italia 1990, lazy, boring matches in the hot sun, a bit like watching baseball....you want to be excited but nothing, and I really mean nothing, happens. Finally, 2 minutes from the end Hazard, who spent the afternoon being knocked off the ball like he was a teenager invited to play with the big boys, goes off on one of his runs and sets up the young substitute, Origi, to score. Belgium have scored 3 goals, all by substitutes. Coach Wilmots must be planning 3 good substitutions for the next match.
 

As again my mind wandered, I realized something that's happening a lot at this world cup. Well over 5 minutes into the second half there were still lots of empty seats. Either there's not enough toilets, or the beer takes a long time to be poured.
 

Portugal-Usa was another, to quote the BBC, belter. Maybe every team and every coach was so sick of Tika Tika that they all agreed that they all need to play all out attacking football. Belgium and Russia didn't get the memo. This was end to end, non stop. The US came back from 1-0 down to lead 2-1 with 30 seconds to go when Ronaldo planted the ball right on Varela's head. You really had to feel for the Americans, they were almost there, almost the first team qualified from the group they were tipped to finish last in. But they are still very close. In the last round of matches they could lose to Germany 1-0 and Portugal would have to beat Ghana 5-0. In an easier scenario if Germany and USA draw, then they both move on. For the non-followers out there USA are coached by a former German idol, Klinsmann, who was also coach of Germany...and his assistant was the current German coach. Now if ever a couple of.old friends needed to do each other a favour. And it's not like the Germans haven't asked, allegedly, unproven of course, for a favour before....Algeria, 1982.

Saturday 21 June 2014

Day 10. Hey Waldo...where's Messi?

Day 10. What happened today in Brazil. And there goes another day of excitement from unexpected places. First up, from the man who threatens to be great, the player who can dance through any defence in Spain, can score the most outrageously amazing goals in Europe, but seems to forget it all when he plays for Argentina. Lionel Messi did shut me up (and remind me he was there) with a wonder goal in the 93rd minute after spending 92 minutes making the Iranian defenders look better than any team he faces in Spain every week. 1-0 to Argentina and they are through to the next round. Every match, especially in a new round has a different story, but can Argentina get better? Can Messi finally do a Maradona? Argentina's '86 team was not that good. Maradona made them. And before any "expert' says Argentina's system doesn't suit Messi, I'd say Maradona could play with anybody. He was the system. The play was at Iran's end for so long, yet with Argentina not getting anywhere I found myself distracted by what was going on with a red banner that kept getting hung by supporters behind the Iranian goal. Hard to see what it was but it seemed to create a lot of consternation amongst the stewards who called a few suits over. In the end it was taken up, but reappeared further over in the corner, where it stayed. A good story there, or just somebody complaining that someone had taken their seats? Such is my wandering mind.

Germany and Ghana played one of the most exciting second halves. Once Germany went ahead, all bets would have been on their Germanness killing off the poor Ghanians. But Ghana came back, not once but twice. At 2-1 up, and later, they had a couple of great counter attacks where they really looked like they did not know what to do. I guess they never practiced the scenario where Germany would have most of the possession and they would get chances on the breakaways. Ghana's other weird strategy was to shoot at will from great distances. And they were the kind of shots that a 10 year old would hit when playing at school and the ball came to them, they couldn't believe it and thought, oh I should just whack it because I'll probably have it taken off me soon anyway. Germany got an equalizer from that player, Klose, who has been around for ever but has also seemed old forever. Klose has now equaled the record for the most goals scored in World Cups, 15.

Finally, Bosnia, poor Bosnia. Nigeria won 1-0 and Bosnia, the first-timers, are off home. But it could have been so different if the linesman from New Zealand (New Zealand? you mean that country that sees top level football all the time?) hadn't got it completely, terribly wrong and disallowed Dzeko's goal for offside. Bosnia have a wonderful midfielder, Pjanic, the quarterback of the team. It was his perfect pass that set up Dzeko for his no-goal goal. Strangely, mid way through the second half Bosnia's strategy seemed to be get the ball out to the left wing, to the new guy Salihovic, who had come in. His service to Dzeko? Terrible. Salihovic lost the ball repeatedly in every way possible. And Pjanic was out of the picture. This is where I might want to add my disclaimer that the views expressed here are of someone sitting on his couch, beer in hand, unaware of the extreme heat these players were playing in, and not those of an expert of any sort. And when I say expert I don't mean an ex-England player who failed miserably in every World Cup he played in, but now has an opinion about the latest bunch of failures which we should all listen to. But I seriously digress. Dzeko very unluckily had a shot (a pretty terrible one after controlling the ball with his hand) hit the goalkeeper's foot and rebound off the post in the last minute. And that was that. Bosnia finish against Iran. Will they play for pride or will they let Iran win, and have one of the most negative teams (experts say "organized") move through to the next round.

Friday 20 June 2014

Day 9. Tika Ticos!

Day 9. What happened today in Brazil. Costa bloody Rica happened. Wow. In my World Cup watching years I don't remember seeing a surprise team like this. Sure, South Korea beat Italy in 2002, Algeria beat W Germany in 1982, N. Ireland beat Spain in 1982, Senegal beat France in 2002, but this is a team that first qualified for a World Cup in 1990. And they qualify from the region which is hardly a hotbed of international football. St Kitts and Nevis and other such Caribbean islands are in their qualifying pool....and Canada!!! In 1990 they made it to the second round, but only because they were lucky enough to have Scotland in their group. There was something so wonderful about the way they played, and for once justice was served with their goal coming very soon after the referee decided to ignore the rules of the game and not give the Ticos a penalty after a blatant foul in the box. If it wasn't for goal line technology he might have got away with not giving them the goal when they actually scored. A 1-0 win against Italy. That is just incredible. That it means that the only team I have any biological, and emotional, tie to, England, have been eliminated is immaterial on seeing the joy of the Ticos. Later France walloped Switzerland 5-2. Since France usually have meltdowns in the first 1 or 2 games, unlike Holland who look like world beaters early on and then collapse, this could be ominous for the rest of the world. Funny thing happened at the end. French striker Benzema took a shot just as the referee blew the final whistle. It went in but it was disallowed. This doesn't happen much. Matches usually end when the ball is in the middle of the pitch and nothing is going to happen. So what some may say? Well, I'll tell you what. Switzerland have a goal difference of -2 now, not -3. In the last round of matches, if Switzerland lose to Honduras 1-0, Ecuador will not advance if they lose to France 3-0, whereas if that goal was allowed they could lose 3-0 and go through. Same, but opposite, scenario if they both win. And for poor Benzema at the end of the tournament that could be the goal that wins or loses the golden boot for him. In the third match today, Ecuador won 2-1 against Honduras to put themselves in the above position. It wasn't without referee controversy. At 1-1, Honduras had a goal disallowed after the ball came off the post, hit a Honduran player on the arm (according to the referee) and went in. Replays suggest mr referee was fooled by the fact that the Honduran player happens to have an arm that hangs on the side of his body. Honduras went ahead after a Luis Suarez type route 1 to the opposing team's goal, complete with Gerrard style terrible defending. it was 510 minutes since Honduras scored a goal at a World Cup. On a personal note, re my earlier comment about having no tie to any team left in, and since I am not inclined to pick a new team for the sake of it (no jumping on any bandwagons for me, to use North American speak), I just remembered that my great-grandmother was Algerian. And since I think one of the great injustices of the World Cup (1982) needs to be avenged I am now showing a little bit of interest in my new, very distantly related fellow countrymen.

Day 8. England, Oh England!

Day 8.What happened today in Brazil. England are done...after looking good in the defeat to Italy, today there were back to the normal, boring selves. All the fans think why can't they play exciting football like Liverpool since there are all those Liverpool players in the team. Only problem is the big part of the jigsaw plays for the other side, Uruguay. England lost 2-1 and now need one of those mathematical combinations of events which I love explaining to non-undertstanders. Italy have to beat Costa Rica and Uruguay and England have to beat Costa Rica but have a better goal difference than Uruguay and Costa Rica, as those 2 beat England and would be ahead if the goal difference is equal. Got it? Of course, England need to actually win a match. Colombia carried on the strong showing of the South American teams, beating Ivory Coast 2-1. The Colombian have the best choreographed goal celebration dance. It makes you wonder, when do they practice that. Does the coach allow it during training, or do the players sneak into each other's rooms at night and rehearse. Greece and Japan drew 0-0. Again, kind of predictable. Greece had a player sent off in the first half but it really doesn't make a difference to the way they play:defend, defend and hope for a corner or free kick. Japan, they run and run and you think you should like them, because it's cool to like the Japanese, but you never have much faith in all that running around ending up in a goal. Lightweight comes to mind.

Day 7. Oh Brazil, please take me back.

Day 7. What happened today in Brazil. Tim Cahill scored a wonder goal, but those plucky Aussies were beaten 3-2 by the Dutch. After Van Persie's much talked about flying header against Spain, Australian Leckie tried the flying chest goal. He probably would have scored with his head, he didn't and Holland then scored the winner. Later, the big one...Chile beat Spain 2-0...the end of an era, it had to happen at some point etc. The best team in the world for the last 6 years have come undone. We could see it coming. Only surprise is how long it took other teams to overcome the Tika Tika. Are we (the royal we) sad? A little. They were enjoyable for a while. There are some teams who dominate who you (me) love to see lose. But Spain did something different, and it worked. Their downfall was no Plan B, and the impression that the system only worked with the players who failed this time around. There wasn't a supply of players coming through who could take over. Hard to blame the coach, after all he did for this team. Biggest loser? Diego Costa, the Brazilian who became Spanish to play for Spain, was quite useless and is now probably going to be one of the players who gets dropped for this team. And now he can't go back to Brazil. And finally, Croatia thumped Cameroon 4-0. The African teams aren't doing so well. The 5 teams have 1 win, 1 draw and 4 defeats so far. Pele once said an African team would win the World Cup before the year 2000. Still waiting, Pele, still waiting. As I bemoan the lack of any fun when watching Brazil and while listening to everybody talk about the excitement of this world cup, let me throw a little Eder at you...1982.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx9KMhX4lzo

Day 6. The Belgians are coming....but they may take a while.

Day 6. What happened today in Brazil. Belgium played like what they are: the bunch of hot shots in European football right now, everybody's dark horse favourite, but they could not play as a hot shot team against Algeria but managed to squeak out a 2-1 win. Brazil looked anything like Brazil playing at home in their world cup are supposed to look like. they looked more like Mexico, their opponents. Sure, the Mexican keeper made a couple of outrageous saves, but I think the problem with modern Brazil is in their names. The mystique of Zico, Socrates, Falcao, Careca, Bebeto has been replaced by the commonness of Fred. Jo, Bernard, Maxwell, Dante.....who's going to fear Fred and Jo? Sound like my uncle and aunt...really. Anyway, for those who live on a different planet, it was 0-0. And, finally, Russia played South Korea which is one of those matches that you have to be a real die hard fan to watch, or Russian or Korean. I would been one of those suckers, except I couldn't watch it. My sources tell me the only battle was to stay awake, livened up by the Russian keeper spilling the ball into his own net and the Koreans allowing normality to be restored with a Russian goal for a 1-1 draw.

Day 5. He's no Maradona....he's not even a Messi.

Day 5. What happened today in Brazil. Of course the time had to come when we got a 0-0 draw and it was quite inevitable that it would be between the always over-rated, don't quite know how to play in a world cup Nigeria, and the brave Team Melli warriors Iran, who always enjoy their underdog, us against the world, status, where not losing is a victory and scoring a goal is an after-thought (they had one attempt on goal). Germany tore Portugal apart (4-0) where the One Who Thinks, sorry Knows, (almighty CR7 please forgive me) He Is Great's show was overshadowed by 11 Germans who put on a show which one Portuguese player (Great as he is) and 10 (then 9) other blokes wearing the same shirts couldn't quite match. And finally some USA! USA! USA! drama and excitement. They were all out for revenge against Ghana for beating them before (the rest of the world didn't really care about this grudge match). And good old young John Brooks scored the late winner. Favourite moment. Jones and Muntari got into a scrap after a nasty tackle, a possibly accidental boot to the head and a hands to the face reaction. And what did they do? Knowing they could both be sent off, they went over the top in their apologies and just abut professed their love for each other. How could the referee be so mean and send these 2 great guys off? Not even a yellow card. Anyway, here's some American, stick it the Ghanians, celebration from Samantha's Collection. Huh? Whoever this Samantha is (it was the only link I could find) she needs a happier, John Brooks I've-just-scored-a-goal picture. Mind you, he looked more bemused and overcome than happy. I could go on and on...U.S.A!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJFuTvel47Y

Day 4. Messi scored! Messi scored!

Day 4. What happened today in Brazil. The 6th best team in the world, Switzerland of course(!), scored with (and this is not a cliche) practically the last kick of the game to beat Ecuador 2-1. This was right after Ecuador had a chance to score the winner but the Ecuadorian dude took a second to imagine what the picture of him scoring would look like in tomorrow's papers and in that second he lost the ball and...boom..Switzerland went and scored at the other end. France looked like they were going to do a Senegal again (2002, google it), but after hitting the crossbar twice, won 3-0. Honduras kind of helped by having a player sent off, gave a way a penalty and best of all the goalkeeper managed to prove goal line technology works. He couldn't believe his luck when Benzema's shot hit the post and ran along the line back into his grateful arms...oops, he just did enough to palm it over the line, unseen by the naked eye but not by technology. And at the end of the day, the One We Want To Be The Great One, Lionel Messi, scored a Lionel Messi type of goal as Argentina beat Bosnia 2-1. Messi isn't quite Maradona or Pele yet, but let's see what happens this month.

Day 3. When you look good losing....except if you're Greece

Day 3. What happened in Brazil today. In the group of "how the hell did those 4 teams get so lucky to be drawn together " Colombia showed Greece that you actually have to try to score to win a match (3-0) and Ivory Coast just needed the presence of the great one, Drogba, to score 2 quick goals to beat Japan (2-1). England lost to Italy 2-1, but looked like they can play, unlike other World Cup disasters. In what was acclaimed as one of the biggest surprises ever, Costa Rica beat Uruguay 3-1. Uruguay have been one of the 'it ' teams of the last 4 years, but, as I thought, now look like they are going back to their level they were at for a number of years...an average South American team that only qualified after beating Jordan in a play off.

Day 2. Mr Linesman, what you doing?

Day 2. What happened today in Brazil. Mexico-Cameroon 1-0. I don't go along with the whole referees decisions are all part of the game. Mexico almost didn't win this because of 2 awful offside decisions. Holland-Spain 5-1. Two stories. One, is the Spanish era over? Two, don't get carried away by Holland. They have done this before, have us all oohing and aahing about them and then they implode. I'm not falling for it yet. Chile-Australia 3-1. One of those fun games to watch, questionable defending making for lots of chances between 2 teams who might be at home watching the big boys before too long.

Day 1. Thanks Fred!

Day 1. Yes, that's right. Somebody, not a football fan, told me they followed my countdown and read some of the links which was an education. So he said he doesn't have time to watch the matches but wants to know what's going on. So here is the first of my "what happened in Brazil today". Brazil beat Croatia 3-1. The referee was generous to the Brazilians. Superstar, golden boy, could-be-a-god on July 12th Neymar scored a penalty which was never a penalty, but Fred's arms up in the air was enough for the referee, to put them up 2-1. Croatia's coach said we should go home right now if this is how it's going to be and the rest of the world went on about unfair bias from the referees. And, while true, really, why the surprise? Happens all the time for the home team.....

Thursday 12 June 2014

The daily files

Day 1 starts here......

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Wednesday 11 June 2014

I'm all Tika'd out.

“Those last minutes contained a distillation of their football, its beauty and elan and almost undiluted joy. Other teams thrill us and make us respect them. The Brazilians at their finest gave us pleasure so natural and deep as to be a vivid physical experience… it was the apogee of football.”
Hugh Milvanney, 1970, in his match report of Brazil-Italy, World Cup Final 1970

"Of course, we should give to Spain all that is their due.......But not at the cost of the truth, not because of some collective lapse of memory concerning the meaning of a team (Brazil) which won arguably the greatest World Cup of all (1970) with quite unanswerable brilliance…’
‘Spain may have become the owners, at least for a while, of today’s football, but that should not mean the disinheritance of a nation (Brazil) that which won three World Cups in 12 years and created such a sense of futility in their opponents…"
James Lawton, The Independent, after Spain's win at Euro 2012. 
 
As much as Zico, Socrates, Falcao and the rest of that team gave me a love for football, so did Hugh McIlvanney, Michael Parkinson and James Lawton give me a massive appreciation for the art of writing. Football was my school teacher of history, geography and world politics and these three were the university professors.

Many years ago The Daily Express and Sunday Express were regulars in our house. My mum liked the Express above all the other English newspapers. I assumed it was her newspaper of choice back home. She came to Malta in the early sixties, so not sure how much attachment she had to it twenty years later. We got the early evening edition British newspapers. One striking feature of this edition was that the mid-week football match reports only covered the first half. It was pretty much like watching a movie where you get drawn into the action, but then the VHS tape got stuck in the VCR, and then somebody told you how it ended. The Express still had the final result listed, just not the how and why of the second half. To add to the difference of what normality was back then, and despite it being the early edition, they still only arrived at our local newsagent at about five o' clock that afternoon.

James Lawton was the Chief Football Writer, or something to that effect, in the Express. I loved the way he described the action, how he brought in so much more to the match then what there was to be seen on the pitch; the background, what it meant for the team, the fans, the way a player moved. He created unseen emotions. I looked forward to Lawton's views on the troubles that were affecting English football at the time, rampant hooliganism and all the social problems surrounding it. At some point I learned of the differences between the tabloid newspapers and the broadsheets. Don't believe everything you read in the tabloids, I was told. But I knew that everything James Lawton wrote was true.

Awareness of the more serious newspapers led to more sports pages, more football reports. Somewhere Hugh McIlvanney appeared. I cannot remember where, but he didn't compete with Lawton, but complemented him. I do remember that Michael Parkinson entered my consciousness through his weekly column in the Telegraph. Parkinson wrote about his two loves repeatedly, cricket in Yorkshire and Barnsley FC. He had a way of finding comedic passion in both.When the seemingly helpless, luckless Barnsley played in their promotion season to the Premier League, I felt like I lived it through Parkinson.

In my life that started in 1982, and for a few years after, I had the dream, the one where I would hit free kicks like Platini, dribble like Socrates and save like Nigel Spink. Later,  I lived in the pages of Lawton, Parkinson and McIlvanney and as much as I wished I had the skillful feet, I now wished I had the magic of the brain that could put sentences together like they could.

And here I am, three hundred and sixty four days after I decided to start my own countdown to the World Cup. I have used my own words to explain memories which were special to me, or to attempt to share my opinion on a World Cup related subject, and to occasionally add my humour to a story I had come across. Iran, Team Melli, became an easy target. But most of the time, I called on the professionals. I used their writings to explain my feelings. If I picked a story, it was almost always because it was something that I wanted to put out there, and somebody had written about it.

Day -1 brings me to South Africa 2010. Could Spain really be that good and win a second consecutive major tournament. They were a revelation with their style: pass, move, pass, move, until the other team broke down mentally and physically. They were not Brazil 1982, but there was something poetic and athletically graceful in the way they played. It was a revelation because since Brazil '82, no team had found such a different way to play the game and do it consistently. I was drawn in and willed them to win. Finally, Spain, with their Tika Tika play, had found a way to win  after years of inexplicably under performing.

By the time, Euro 2012 came about, Tika Tika was beginning to look a bit tick-tock, when is this going to end. The problem was that there is only so long you can watch a team pass the ball around every blade of grass on the pitch, without actually achieving the objective of scoring very often. I started to yearn for the days of direct German football, as seen on TV(instead of Big League Soccer), where getting to the goal quickly and repeatedly was the target. Or, even more simply, Brazil '82.

Spain won in 2010. It was hardly a classic final, but of course Spain liked it that way. The irony, of which I was surely not alone in being aware of, was that their opponents, Holland, had been the proponents of a revolutionary style themselves in the seventies. Their Total Football was a little more exciting then Tika Tika. But now, in 2002, Holland were the hard tackling negative tactics team against the artists from Spain. To add to the irony, Tika Tika originated from one of the best Total Footballers of all time, Johan Cruyff, when he managed Barcelona.

The only positive from that final was that Spain scored the only goal late in extra time, so we were spared another World Cup decided by penalties. The down side was that we had to watch an extra 28 minutes to get a winner. After another wonderful month of football, if this is how these teams were going to play, then I was happy to be done with it. The high point of the final in our house was my four year old daughter throwing up on me sometime in the second half. It had more oohs and aahs then anything the football gave us.

In the earlier rounds, Italy couldn't beat New Zealand and were eliminated in the first round;  Spain lost it's opening match to Switzerland, Spain made the second round, Switzerland didn't; France were back to early implosion mode; Argentina, under Diego Maradona dazzled but were then completely outclassed by Germany, to the point of making you wonder what tactics Maradona had dreamed up; and England couldn't beat Algeria but made it through to face humiliation at the hands of the Germans.

England-Germany had the goal that was but wasn't, from Frank Lampard. His shot which rebounded off the crossbar and landed well inside the goal before bouncing was missed by the assistant referee, formerly known as a linesman. Not by name anymore, but still the man to watch the lines. If that goal had been seen, England would have come back to 2-2, right at half time, after being 2-0 down. Talk about momentum and all that. Instead of starting off even in the second half, England had to chase the game. Afterwards, the English media ridiculed another terrible performance as Germany broke away to score twice more. Frank Lampard and the ghost goal could have meant a very different outlook the next day.

For the second World Cup in a row, I was recently into a new job. Time off was not an option very often. But I did have the luxury of some flexibility, and the advent of complete online coverage. And, a new boss who was happy to have me and keep me happy. So, our IT guy was dispatched to fix my software issues which were preventing me from watching on my computer. Admittedly, I asked for help, discretely, but Mr IT mentioned in front of the big boss that he was on his way to help me and there was no opposition.

Brazil 2014, I am now ready for you. Are you? Your President says you are. The people don't seem too convinced. What will  I write about four years from now. What will the memories be? Will they be about beautiful football, or will they even be about the football?

My dream is a Brazil-Argentina final, a blockbuster final, the two big rivals doing battle with Brazil wanting to overcome the ghost of 1950 and Argentina loving to step into the shoes of Uruguay.

"Na hora da onça beber a água" has arrived. Let it be a good long drink.