Wednesday 31 May 2017

Champions League final.....

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Cardiff, here we come. At the beginning of the week Saturday's Champions League final seemed far away. Now that we are done with Wednesday I feel we are at the top of the hill and able to see down the other side. As with every final I am really hoping for an epic.

I also realize that the 33 days to the elections in Malta are almost up. Saturday could be an interesting day of change: no more Real Madrid dominance of Europe.

Tuesday 30 May 2017

Totti!

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Miroslav Klose, Lukas Podolski, Carlos Valderrama. They all seemed to be ageless and when they retired I thought they'd been playing forever and must be close to 50. Roger Milla really was ageless. Really. Nobody was quite sure how old he was. And then there was Francesco Totti.

He officially retired last weekend and I thought I should mark the occasion. Totti is 40 and had been playing for Roma for 26 years. It just didn't seem like forever, it was for the a huge part of my football supporting life. I was 18, in a completely period of my life, when he started with Roma.
He was unique in that he spent all his career with one club. And even in these days of professional athletes being in better physical shape, it is still amazing that he kept playing until he was 40.

I came across a video today of his farewell at Roma's final match of the season. It was so wonderfully Italian: lots of tight hugs, and kisses on the cheeks from men in suits, anthems to Totti played over the stadium speakers, and adulation from the Ultras and the curva (Sud or Nord, don't know which is who's, Lazio or Roma). And the tears, not just from Totti, but from the swooning young ladies as Totti walked around with his wife and kids, and from the unashamed middle aged, and elderly, men. It went on forever but I watched mostly in fast forward.

My own personal Totti story is loosely related to, or inspired by, him. Twice in Rome, for our honeymoon and on a later trip, Kristine and I were always amused, and possibly bemused, by the signs of adulation to the great Totti. Pictures of the pope, pictures of Totti. Shrines for Our Lady, shrines for Totti. Political graffiti, Totti graffitti. "Totti, Totti, TOTTI......!!" also became a bit of a joke when ever i watched Italian football on TV. "He's still playing?" Yes, for 26 years.

On our second trip to Rome we had planned to meet my paresnts and go to the Stadio Olimpico to watch Lazio-Inter with my Dad. My Mum thought a quiet night in a hotel with bad magazines was a lot more exciting then a night with 60,000 football fans. For my Dad and I it was a bit of a dream come true to be in a stadium that we had seen on TV so many times. For Kristine it was a ...... experience. My job was to buy tickets in advance. I asked at a ticket agency earlier in La Spezia and had no luck. I tried again in Florence and I seemed to remember i was told to wait until we were in Rome. i had one job. One job! And I feared it would be a sell out and my parents would come to Rome for nothing.

I don't remember the sequence of bars, shops and events perfectly. But I did ask somewhere and was sent to a newsagent, or shop, which was Lazio friendly. Apparently, the first place was Roma territory. The people in the second place were very happy that I had come to Rome to watch their beloved Lazio. My Italian was obviously not good enough to convince them that I was Italian. Looking back I am amazed, and proud of myself, that I had so many decent conversations in Italian.

Did I tell you about the time I asked the bartender in Naples for directions......I must have been paying more attention in Italian class at school then I gave myself credit for.

The Lazio friendly newsagent/shop sent me to the official ticketing agency where I safely and happily bought three tickets. I remember toying with the idea of asking for a senior's ticket for my Dad, but couldn't think of how to stretch my Italian far enough to ask for one who somebody who didn't have any Italian ID as proof of his status as a senior citizen. There was no fear of it being a sell out as I had lots of seats to choose from. And I didn't choose to be in Ultras territory.

That's about it. The match was a comfortable 2-0 win for Lazio, who were Champions at the time and just about to go on a good run at defending their title after a slow first half of the season. The seats were great, right around the halfway line, on the second tier. And apart from the wonderful feeling of watching a football match in a stadium like that, I remember the boy coming around selling Algida ice cream cones and Hernan Crespo scoring.

So I never saw Totti. I don't have a real Totti story. But I did experience why those passionate Italian fans would cry for "one of their own." No more "Totti, TOTTI......grande Totti."

Monday 29 May 2017

Huddersfield!

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More romantic than Lincoln City's or Sutton's FA Cup run this season is Huddersfield Town's promotion to the Premier League today. They finished 19th last year and have always been a team that in many people's heads drifted throughout the different divisions. They were just a team that made up the numbers, one of the 92 league teams.

Many years ago, many, we (my brothers and I) bought a couple of new Subbutteo teams, probably after we had too many players that couldn't handle another gluing together. I cannot remember where they were bought or why but one of the teams was Rochdale, as in they were Rochdale colours. Rochdale? I knew nothing about Rochdale and never found out anything spectacular about them. They were just there, in the 4th division, making up the numbers. That's what I always thought about Huddersfield. Now there they are in the Premier League.

They made it on a similar minuscule budget as Bournemouth and Burnley. They are surviving in the Premier League. And I laughed when Bournemouth were promoted. They would finish rock bottom, with a record low amount of points, I thought. And here they are, moving into their third season. It can be done without money after all.

Every home match is going to be a Cup Final for Huddersfield next season. Huddersfield-Chelsea. Huddersfield-Liverpool, -Man United, -Man City. And I hope their fans enjoy every last minute of every match. Lucky them.

Sunday 28 May 2017

Goalllll!!

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Because sometimes on a Sunday you just feel the need to shout "gooaalll!" And because when you support Malta you don't get to do it very often so you go absolutely mental when it happens. And when somebody actually caught the rare moment on video, well......you even go back to it many years after the fact.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBC9_dfHrM&app=desktop

Saturday 27 May 2017

U20 World Cup

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In my build up to today's FA Cup final I did preempt any lack of comment or opinion from myself on the match by saying that I probably would see any of it. As it turns out I had it on while I was at home for a little bit. I saw none of the three goals and the only thing I could say is that it looked pretty end to end, like a well fought cup final.

My football fix today was partly satisfied by Italy-Japan in the U20 World Cup. Watching the young players play I always think two things: they seem to play so freely, like they are kids and they all look so young and naive. If I see a 19 year old playing in the Premier League, he doesn't look like these kids in the U20 World Cup who look really young and play like they've just been let out onto a big pitch for the first time. But they haven't. More and more of them nowadays have professional contracts already. As a manager in England said recently they are kids with too much money which gives them no drive to get any better. But back to the youngness look, maybe it's just a perception because they are all young.

The U20 World Cup is being played in South Korea so I've realized that a late match there is on just as I'm getting up here. Except tomorrow morning. Honduras-Vietnam is on at 2am, followed by Ecuador-Senegal at 4am. Then Formula 1 and French Open tennis take over. Ah well, if I can't sleep tonight......

Friday 26 May 2017

FA Cup Final...Championship playoff

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Two men in their seventies who play tennis where I work are excitedly looking forward to tomorrow's FA Cup Final. They both moved here from England. One is an Arsenal fan, the other a Chelsea fan. The Chelsea fan wore his Chelsea sweatshirt to tennis today and showed it off proudly. The Arsenal fan talked philosophically about the need for Arsene Wenger to go and how he has little hope of a win for the underdogs. And they talked about their plans for meeting at one of their houses to watch the match together. They've probably planned who's going to sit where, and what they are going to eat. It's patronizing of me to say it sounded endearing, but I loved listening to their banter. It's my friend and me, some years down the road. It is another side to the magic of the FA Cup: these two expats reliving their boyhood memories of growing up in London wanting to emulate their heroes.

The Cup Final is a one-off match, the winner wins a trophy and goes down in the records as the 2017 winner. The other big match this weekend is what is known as the richest football match in the world: the Championship promotion playoff where the winners enter the land of promised, and delivered, millions of the Premier League. It could change the winners, Reading or Huddersfield. They could become a stable Premier League team for a few years (Southampton, Swansea?), implement a sound business model, sell their best players, buy smart and reap the benefits of the Premier League profits. Or they could aim to high, gamble, spend too much money to ensure Premier League longevity; or spend no money at all and hope to survive with the same squad and maximize their short time profits, and end up like Wigan, or Wolves, or Sheffield United or Wednesday : from the Premier League to League One in a couple of seasons. But that will come later. The playoff final itself is usually a pretty exciting and tense affair because there is so much at stake.

It'll be a good weekend of football. In case you are looking forward to sharing in the excitement with me I will declare now that due to life going on, I will probably not see one second of action. But I wish it is good and fun and worth the time invested for all of you.

Thursday 25 May 2017

More football, not politics

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The day caught up with me and overtook me. And I'm beginning to get caught up in arguments about politics. That wasn't supposed to happen. This is football happy time. I've never finished a passionate exchange of views about football and changed my opinion of the other person. But when it comes to politics.......not good. So bring on the football. FA Cup final this weekend, Championship promotion playoff and Champions League final next weekend. Ah, a much nicer thought.

Wednesday 24 May 2017

Man. United: Euro champs again

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Well done Manchester United. A Europa League win, a win for all of Manchester. And I don't think anybody will begrudge them the win this week.

On a footballing note it is somewhat ironic that Man. United qualified for the Europa League after a disappointing season last year. Qualification was almost a punishment. After another fairly mediocre domestic season this year the highlight is winning the competition they, and their manager, didn't want to be in. And now, after being derided for the somewhat abysmal form this year, they are in the Champions League group stage next season. Liverpool, who are going on about progress, won absolutely nothing this season and celebrated qualifying for the Champions League play-offs, with no guarantee of an easy ride into the group stage. Happier manager today?

Tuesday 23 May 2017

Should life carry on as usual?

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It is quite insane, and also sad, how, indeed, life does go on. After yesterday's tragic events in Manchester the focus of the British police, army, intelligence services and government is how to protect fans attending the FA Cup Final, and promotion play-offs this weekend. It's not talk of postponing or canceling, but of how to make sure it doesn't happens again. Is it wrong that life goes on? Does it mean we forget the victims, or is really a sign of strength? Manchester United are playing the Europa League final tomorrow. Is it fitting that they will be playing for the whole of Manchester, or is too soon to expect the whole of Manchester to care about a football match?

On a different note, but on an emotional level I feel there is a connection. Sam Allardyce surprisingly resigned as Crystal Palace manager today. Despite the reasons for his short lived reign as England manager, I've always had respect for him. It started when he turned Bolton into a decent, and fun, Premier League team. He was more than just a 'honest, old fashioned, football man'. He was a lot smarter than many people thought and introduced the use of scientific analysis as a coaching tool at Bolton. And he did always come across as honest. Even when he messed up with England, he admitted his error.

He quit today, he said, because he wants to spend time doing the important things: travelling and spending time with his family and grandchildren, things he cannot do as manager of a Premier League team. He owes it to his wife, he said. Good for him, I say. I wonder if the events of yesterday made him thing about the importance of enjoying a stress free life outside of football.

Monday 22 May 2017

Manchester

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#Manchester.

Busby babes. Duncan Edwards. Bobby Charlton. Matt Busby.

George Best. Alan Ball. Uwe Rosler. Eric Cantona. Ryan Giggs. Andrei Kanckelskis. Alex Ferguson.

Mancini, Pelligrini and Pep.

Old Trafford. Maine Road. Etihad Stdium.

Glory, glory, Man United. Blue Moon.

Sergio Aguero, Steve Bruce and last minute winners.

That's the Manchester I wish I could remember. Awash with the joy of football. Not people scarred by the mindless tragedy of today.

Sunday 21 May 2017

End so season...and Algeria

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I think of stuff all day and then late at night try to put it all together. Or what I remember.

Final day of the English season became even more boringly predictable when Liverpool went 1-0 up just before halftime against Middlesbrough. From then on the relegated team with absolute nothing to play for tried to put up a fight but by the end both teams were playing at pre-season friendly pace. Any talk of Liverpool putting in a great Champions League spot-clinching performance would be a little exaggerated. Middlesbrough had absolutely no motivation to play today. Memories of my argument about the English press making a big deal of England winning the 5th test of the Ashes series when they were already 4-0 down came to mind. The Australians could be said to have been playing for the pride of a whitewash, and the Middlesbrough players for their own pride in the final match in the Premier League, but pride goes out the window once you are losing and the fight just isn't there.

Real Madrid won the Spanish league, even though Barcelona tried to make it interesting by coming back from 0-2 against Eibar to win 4-2. It wasn't even really that interesting because Real were winning comfortably in Malaga. So Barca shouldn't even have bothered. Maybe pride did come into play. A loss at home to Eibar as Real were crowned champions might have been too embarrassing.
It's a holiday here tomorrow, when Canadians celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday by not going to work and buying cheap fireworks and letting them off in any open space and many back yards. I believe that if it is really a celebration of a British monarch then the Canadian government should insist with it's British counterpart that there is English football played on the Monday. What is a lazy, stay at home morning without football on TV? There is nothing on tomorrow. Next week, on the English Bank Holiday Monday, English people get to watch the richest football match in the world, the Championship play-off final. What a great day: get up late, eat a combination of breakfast and lunch, go to the pub/friends house/have friends come over and have a few afternoon drinks while watching Huddersfield and Reading battle it out for the right to battle against relegation from the Premier League next season. But they will earn a lot of money doing it. We don't even have an MLS match tomorrow, nothing.

Last night our choice of family movie was the story of a man from Algeria walking his cow to Paris to enter it in the Paris Agricultural Show. It was silly, heart warming and entertaining. And it reminded me of one of the best memories of the last World Cup: how much fun it was to watch Algeria play, how much energy and passion they played with. And how it allowed to call upon my Algerian roots and be a fan. They're in a tough spot in qualifying this time round and need a bit of a miracle to make it. So I might just have to be happy with what happened in 2014.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npnALmX0G0&app=desktop

Saturday 20 May 2017

Millwall fans: Idiots

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Fans of Millwall have not moved on much since 1985. They were at Wembley today to watch their team score a late winner in the League One play-off final against Bradford. And at the end many of the Millwall fans invaded the pitch to "celebrate". The Bradford manager, Stuart McCall, said he wanted to "clock" some of them. He was trying to take his team over to their fans to show their appreciation but he said instead they were avoiding the idiots on the pitch hurling abuse at them.
Milwall fans were on the pitch after the first leg of the semifinal against Scunthorpe. It was a 0-0 draw, their was a second leg to come. Nothing had been decided yet. Were they celebrating not losing? Were they protesting not winning? Or were they just being idiots? "Look at us. We're big, bad Millwall."

I thought Millwall fans were idiots around 1985 when they were always causing trouble and I was young and enjoyed a bit of controversy. I think they are idiots now when I'm 30 years older and still enjoy a bit of passion. I believe the first thing the English Football League should do to welcome them back to the Championship is ban them from watching their team for a few games. Idiots.

Friday 19 May 2017

MAdrid slip up in Malaga?

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The English Premier League season ends this Sunday. There is only one thing left to play for: the last Champions League spot. Manchester City should win and finish third. Liverpool should win and finish fourth and Arsenal might win and could finish third or fourth if the other two mess up. But that's it. That's the extent of the possible excitement.

In Spain, Real Madrid need a point at Malaga to win La Liga. It seems like a formality against a team with nothing to play for. But there are a couple of stories that are giving the build-up to the final day a bit of an exciting twist. In 1992 and 1993, Real went to Tenerife needing a win for the title and both times they lost. In 1992, they were 2-0 up and lost 3-2. To lose the title on the final day of the season in two consecutive seasons against the same team is quite something. One of the players in that Real team was Michel Gonzalez, who is now Malaga's manager. Michel is a true Madridista and has said that he wants Real to win the league. And Malaga's president recently tweeted: "Catalan scum will not get a whiff of the title." And there are five ex-Real players in the Malaga team. And Malaga will earn €1m Euros as a bonus from the transfer of Isco to Real if they win the league. The Tenerife nightmare may seem like it could come back to haunt Real but in Barcelona there doesn't seem to be much hope. "Malaga smells white," was a headline in a Barcelona newspaper this week.

With all the major European leagues settled without much excitement, Spain could maybe just offer a glimmer of hope for last day drama.

Thursday 18 May 2017

Pick myself up

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I feel like I am limping towards the one year to go mark. I want this to be fun, funny, occasionally controversial. I want you, whoever is reading it, to laugh and maybe be informed. I want to help myself discover why I look forward to every World Cup so much but at the same time my excitement is in conflict with all the crap that goes along with Fifa. I am dismayed by talk of the Syria miracle, yet I love the story of the underdog. I sometimes find myself ignoring the politics because I am a romantic who wants to believe that the World Cup is all about the joy of the game.

I hear what people, my friends, say about the filthy corruption in football, in Fifa, yet I want to believe there is good. Ultimately, I want to believe that it is all about the 11 vs. 11 on the pitch. And despite everything, I do still believe football is a happy thing, with it's passion and ability to provide the unexpected result.

So I will limp on. I will pick up steam. And I will answer my questions as I do.

Wednesday 17 May 2017

Baby Bebeto

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Bebeto! Him and Romario lit up the 1994 World Cup as one of the most exciting attacking duos at the tournament, until the Final where even their brilliance couldn’t do anything about the incredibly boring 0-0 .

One of the most iconic moments was Bebeto's 'baby rocking' celebration after he scored Brazil's second goal against Holland. That baby, who's birth he was celebrating, was in the news yesterday. The 22 year old Mattheus Oliveira has joined Sporting Lisbon from Estoril. He is not his Dad yet and may never be celebrating a goal at a World Cup but it's a good excuse to show that goal, and celebration, again.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbhaDnd-5kg&app=desktop

Tuesday 16 May 2017

What happened on May 16th?

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I looked up what significant football event happened on May 16th 1973 and all I found is that AC Milan beat Leeds 1-0 in the Cup Winners Cup final, in Saloniki. The Cup Winners Cup? Kids, it was at a time that clubs saw winning their domestic cup competition as an achievement, and making into the European competition for all the cup winners was a big deal and winning the whole thing was a big honour. There wasn't much money but that team was a European champion.

AC Milan? Is it just me, or was it only when Paul Gascoigne brought Italian football to English TV that Milan became AC Milan and their city rivals were Inter Milan, not just Inter? Paul Gascoigne? Give me a few weeks of posts.

Saloniki? They played European finals everywhere, not just in fancy shiny stadiums with lots of fancy seats for the sponsors and their friends and families.

But that Cup Winners Cup wasn't big enough for me. So I looked back to my other birthday, when my football brain was born: May 26th 1982. Yes, not the 16th but it's my party and I can cheer when I want to. Aston Villa beat Bayern Munich to win the European Cup. European Cup? Champions League, only for champions and without the money.

Fast forward through the first minute and watch highlights of the Bayern onslaught, the incredible goalkeeping of the young substitute goalkeeper, Nigel Spink, and the one magical goal that sent me running through the house, "Aston Villa scored! They scored!"
Gary Shaw, Tony Morley......Peter Withe..."Oh it must be!"

Monday 15 May 2017

Not a good May

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May, oh May! What have you given us so far? Where's the excitement of who's going to win what on the final day of the season? The English Premier League is all pretty much wrapped up. Chelsea are champions and three teams are relegated already. Sure there's the Arsenal race for fourth and a place in the Champions League. But it's quite like the prospect of a Sergio Aguero 93rd minute winner to win the league.

In Italy, Juventus probably couldn't care less that they lost against Roma yesterday because they know they are going to go out and win the league in their next match. In Spain it looks like it's close with Barcelona and Real Madrid level on points but once Real win their game in hand against Celta Vigo on Wednesday they will only need a draw in their last match next weekend.

May will be over and we'll have to hope June gives us some more excitement. The Champions League final on the 3rd had better be good. But if it's not and you are really fed up with politics, and need football happiness, you can look forward to the big tournament starting on June 17th featuring the national teams of Mexico, New Zealand, Russia, Portugal, Germany, Chile, Cameroon and Australia. It's the Confederations Cup, the tournament Fifa want us to care about. I admit if it's on TV I'll watch it. But if it's not I won't be searching online for a live stream of Russia against New Zealand.

And if the Confederations Cup doesn't do it then fret not. Pre-qualifying for the Champions League will start at the beginning of July. And off we go again. Season 2017/18, World Cup season.

Sunday 14 May 2017

Football in Syria

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This month, leading up to June 3rd, is my self-declared 'football is happier than politics' time. However, I have to take a detour into reality today. I came across a fantastic report into football in Syria and how politics is, sadly, definitely a big part of it. Give yourself 10-15 minutes and read the link below.

I have been saying this for a long time, that how, despite the miracle of Syria making it so far in World Cup qualifying, it is all just another part of the regime's propaganda machine. And i'd be happy to not see the completion of the Syrian 'miracle'.

This very extensive report goes into how not only has the Syrian government killed and tortured footballers and their families, and how they have used football as part of the reign of terror. It also details how Fifa have been complicit and have done nothing to not encourage what President Assad is doing.

Fifa has many times in the past suspended member federations because of political interference in the country. Despite there being proof that stadiums and football clubs were being used as military bases to launch attacks against civilians, Fifa said it was am issue outside of their remit. When a former Syrian player living in Sweden took a report to Fifa detailing the atrocities committed by the government and the complicity of the Syrian FA, Fifa told him to lodge a complaint with the Syrian FA.

And then there's the coach of the national team using a press conference to sing the praises of Assad, and the players wearing t-shirts with pictures of Assad on them, and the players who play for Syria because they are frightened of the consequences if they don't, and the players forced to join government rallies. And a lot more. Read it.

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/19343630/how-syrian-government-brought-soccer-campaign-oppression

Saturday 13 May 2017

May, not good so far

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I'm having another short day. The rhythm needs to be found again. The gloriousness of May hasn't hit me yet. Maybe it's the terrible weather in my part of the world. And it doesn't look like there's going to be too many last minute, last day of the season heroics to remember. Maybe June will be better.

Friday 12 May 2017

Chelsea Champions

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I still have lots of enthusiasm for all things positive, football-related. I just don't have much energy right now. Might need a long recap of this long weekend of English football. It started today and ends on Monday, and then kind of merges into the rest of next week before the final weekend, next weekend.

But it's all over anyway. Chelsea are the Champions, clinched today with a late goal scored by a player who many of us may have forgotten that Chelsea bought last summer. The term 'misfit' might have been used to describe Michy Batshuayi, but all that will probably be forgotten because he will now be known as the player who scored the title winning goal.

With the Champions decided the focus shifts to the battle of which teams are not going to play in the Europe League next season.

Thursday 11 May 2017

Under 400

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Here it is, a day under 400. Wow, I say to myself, it feels close now. And not long to go now until the start of the Confederations Cup in June. Yes, this June. But I know nobody cares too much.

What about Man United playing Ajax in the Europa League final? That should be of more interest, right? Almost unbelievably, but it is now normal, United managed yet another tense 1-1 draw at home today. Thankfully for them they had the one goal advantage from the first leg. The pattern of home draws this season is quite incredible. But, say what we non-United fans may say, there they are in a European final. And it's hard to imagine Mourinho not finding a way to win it.

Wednesday 10 May 2017

Spring football in the MLS

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Four hundred days. It feels like a milestone. It's 399 days in Russian time, so I'll be celebrating going under 400 days tomorrow. I have been doing this for about 595 consecutive days. I say 'about' because I decided to start a few days after the official 1000 day countdown. I think I started on day 995. I should tweet Fifa about it like the guy who recently tweeted KFC, asking how many re-tweets he needed to get free chicken nuggets for a year. That tweet went viral. Fifa could do with a silly, happy story as a distraction right now after the report I read today about what a mess Fifa are still in despite getting rid of Sepp Blatter and, supposedly, cleaning up all the corrupt elements.

That might be tomorrow's story. Right now I'm watching Toronto FC play Columbus Crew, in Ohio. It looks like a pretty nice evening. The players are in short sleeves and so are some of the fans. They wouldn't be here in Toronto. But the stadium is awash with rows and rows of empty seats. It's fair to say that in most sections there are a smattering of fans. And I think what better thing could there to be than sit and watch live football on a warm Spring evening in Columbus. The Cleveland Cavaliers are safely into the NBA Eastern Conference finals, awaiting opponents. And that's 2 hours away, anyway. And the Cleveland Indians baseball team are playing in Toronto tonight. So what are people doing, sitting at home watching experts on CNN dissect the latest America political controversy?

And there is supposed to be some (manufactured) rivalry between the two teams. They play for the Trillium Cup every season, awarded to the team that wins most points in the matches between the two teams. And TFC are the top team in the Eastern Conference now after 4 consecutive wins. All this is not enough to draw the fans in.

So I say it again: get out and watch football and argue and talk about it. It's good for you.

Columbus are winning 1-0 at half-time. They scored a penalty. Altidore missed one for TFC. Columbus' penalty was given because the TFC defender's tap on the shoulder caused the Columbus player to collapse like the Hulk had whacked him on the shoulder. "You can't do that in the penalty box, the ref will always give a penalty," the experts say. Bull, I say. You can tap a player on the shoulder in the centre circle and it won't be a foul. Altidore won a penalty because he the goalkeeper clipped his ankles after Altidore had gone around him. He stopped a definite goal. He gambled and he won, with a yellow card the only cost.

Real Madrid are in the Champions League final. For my opinion of what happened in their second leg against Atletico Madrid today, see yesterday's post. I didn't hear the result on the radio today but I wonder what the one line story would have been. "Real Madrid are in the Champions League final after losing 2-1 today." Figure that one out, hockey and baseball fans.

Tuesday 9 May 2017

Juventus win, but.....

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Ah, so there was a Champions League semifinal, second leg, played today. And some three hours after the event I found out that Juventus won and off they go to the Final. Bad football fan, you may think and suggest, to the point that I would almost want to agree with you. But when these matches are played at unfriendly work hours for North Americans, I say it's UEFA's fault for being so inconsiderate. And when work means I am nowhere near any internet, let alone a TV, then I really feel like I have a sound excuse.

I heard the result on the sports news on the radio driving home. And football results here come after hockey,that is happening later, and baseball which is happening later, and basketball, for which the season is over for Toronto. "Juventus are in the Champions League final after beating Monaco 2-1." That's it. Is that it? I need to know more. Were Monaco winning 1-0? Were they pushing to score a second goal to level it on aggregate and Juve scored two late goals? Was there drama, Mr. Radio Man? "Juventus are in the final....."

Missing live football is not just not being able to watch it because of bad timing or it not being on TV. It is then also finding a report and highlights. I usually go to 'the social media' first for the chatter from friends, or the wow headlines. I have two friends who are avid Juve fans and I always enjoy their live updates, which usally make no sense unless you're also watching the match. So when I got home to basically, "we did it" and "what the hell was that" (serious paraphrasing) I'm thinking this is worse than the radio. What happened? You watched it! Tell me. If you're on the facebooktwitterinstagram thingamajig you must be more descriptive. I decree that.

Funnily enough that's why I did my. Brazil 2014 daily report because somebody (not a big football fan) said to me that they didn't have time to watch highlights and read newspapers, so could I just write a short post about what happened everyday? They started off as short.....

Anyway, my Juventus fan friends, I'm glad you're happy. And I look forward to more comments on June 3rd when hopefully I will know what you are talking about. Last time they were in the final, in 2015, I was annoyed at them because they beat Real Madrid in the semis and denied the neutrals the joy of a Barca-Real final. This time they seem like they really belong and the neutrals may be happy to see Real or Barca not winning it. This almost sounds like I'll be supporting Juventus......

Monday 8 May 2017

Conte

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Chelsea manager, Antonio Conte, got lots of praise today for going over to the applaud the visiting Middlesbrough fans today after Chelsea's 3-0 win condemned their team to relegation. And he shook the hand of every Middlesbrough player. Good man, good man. Pretty easy to do though when your team has just won so comprehensively and have pretty much secured the Premier League title.

I kid, though. Conte has proved to be quite the honest, passionate, sportingly competitive gentleman in his time in England. There's been no Mourinho style name calling or fights with journalists who do their job. I liked him when a couple of weeks ago he celebrated with his players on the pitch after their win at Everton. Not only was he genuinely happy but it was easy to see that he enjoyed being out on the pitch with his players, dancing and cheering in front of the fans. An honest football bloke, is what one of the old time newspaper reporters would have called him.

Sunday 7 May 2017

End of season boredom

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I'm not making excuses, just saying that this will be short.

I had Arsenal-Man United on TV today but wasn't really watching. When I did stop to watch it had the look of an end of season meaningless match. United were passing the ball around in small squares, not going anywhere and Arsenal looked mildly interested. It looked like two teams scared at the prospect of having to play in the Europa League next season.

Then I called my Dad and he too thought it was boring. And then Arsenal scored and because of me he missed it. And then I hung up and went off to do something and when I came back Arsenal had scored again. And then I sort of watched the rest of it and nothing else happened. Then I went out and bought a fuse for the cigarette lighter in my car, replaced the fuse, it blew again, replaced it again and it worked. And that was more satisfying then the football I didn't really watch.

Saturday 6 May 2017

Canadian Premier League......and, Obstruction!

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I may be all over the place.

The Canadian Soccer Association announced the formation of a Canadian Premier League. The CSA is working towards raising the profile and level of football in Canada (that is their reason for being after all, no?) as they look forward to a hopefully successful joint bid for the 2026 World Cup. My question for the CSA would be: will the winners of the Premier League represent Canada in the CONCACAF Champions League? They would, presumably, be known as the Canadian champions. But currently the winners of the 5 team Canadian Championship play in the Champions League. Three Major League Soccer teams (Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver) compete with the winners of the preliminary round between FC Edmonton of the North American Soccer League and Ottawa Fury who play in the United Soccer League. If a Canadian team wins the MLS Cup (MLS Champions) they don't qualify for the Champions League as the winners of that league but their spot is allocated to an American MLS team. The MLS gets three spots.

I was going to compare this to Welsh teams playing in the English leagues and qualifying for Europe through their performance in England, not by winning anything in Wales. But the Canadian/MLS/NASL/USL situation seems way more complicated as I write it out.

To something different. Watching English football this morning I thought of two things. They are not new thoughts, just something else that irks me watching professional football.

An attacking player runs at a defender, knocks the ball past the defender, sees the ball go too far and runs right into the defender. The attacking player then falls to the ground as though somebody has, well, just blocked him from running ahead at full speed. Obstruction! The attacking team fans yell. Obstruction! The fans watching on TV in the pub yell. Obstruction, the man says knowingly to his son as they watch on TV at home. The referee awards a foul to the attacking team 9.9 times out of 10. He shakes his head and shrugs his shoulders at any protests as though to say, "how can I not give that? You stopped him from running ahead." And 9.9 times out of 10 when it happens I shake me head and think exactly what the commentator said so rightly said this morning, "what is the defender supposed to do, all of a sudden become invisible? The other player ran right into him." Thank you.

Ross Barkley's shoulder (it may even have been his chest) had a collision with Jordan Ayew's forearm today as they tussled for the ball. Barkley lost the ball and, predictably and sadly, fell to the ground clutching his face. Seen it alll before, right? Terrible play acting from a footballer. Then he did what they all do next. Seeing that he was not getting any sympathy from the ref, Barkley got up and repeatedly put his fingers to his face, doing the old checking for blood routine. "Look, he cut me. There's blood, Look....hold on...hold on...if I keep touching my face blood will appear. Look. Ah, screw it, you're not going to send the other guy off and the cameras are probably off me now. Everybody will forget that I acted like an idiot soon enough." If Ayew had been sent off, or yellow carded the poor victim, Barkley, would have gone through the same routine to falsely emphasize that blood had been drawn and the ref's decision was justified.

Again I say, this is so much more fun and harmless than arguing about politics.

Friday 5 May 2017

Justin Fashanu: many a story

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I'm getting the message that I don't have a future, or indeed a present, as a movie critic, so the review of the documentary I am about to watch may be short, very short. It's the story of Justin Fashanu, first openly gay footballer in England. And he played at the height of the crazy hooliganism of the early eighties. And he was black, when there were very few black players playing at the highest level in England. I'm looking forward to this......


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I'm not a film critic but if I do watch films and I can offer an opinion if I see one I like: "it was good, go see it." Today's Toronto Hot Docs pick was 'Forbidden Games', the story of Justin Fashanu.

As the directors, Adam Darke and Jon Carey, said at the end of the screening it's the story of Justin's troubled, sad childhood, the story of him being the first £1m black footballer, the story of him being the first openly gay footballer, the story of all the reports in newspapers about his alleged sexual involvement with British MPs, the story of his relationship with his brother John and the story of his tragic death at the age of 37. There's a lot there and it should be watched.

My question to the directors was whether they are surprised that nothing has really changed in English football now. They mentioned the story of two Premier League players who were reported to be about to announce two years ago that they were gay. They never did. And, as an Aston Villa fan, I remember Thomas Hitzlsperger who revealed he is gay after he retired. When he made the announcement he said that he considered doing it when he was playing for Wolfsburg, in Germany, but was advised against it.

Nothing really has changed. It is still a taboo, in football more than any other sport, Mr Darke and Mr Carey pointed out. They were also asked about the racism problem which despite all of Fifa and UEFA's campaigns is still an issue. The recent case of Sulley Muntari and the slow reaction from the Italian FA is a sad reminder that what players in Justin Fashanu's time went through is still prevalent today.

I always break things down in my head to the simplest levels, beyond any politics or complicated socio-demographic issues and I find it hard to comprehend that it's so easy for some people to hate (yes, hate) a footballer because he is black or gay.

Beyond the scope and message of the documentary I found it interesting that Justin Fashanu was always considered the better player than his younger brother John. John Fashanu was the Fashanu I remember, probably more as the unlikely star as part of the 'Crazy Gang' Wimbledon team of the early 1990's. Justin, in my memory, was the brother who wasn't quite as good. But he apparently had the greater talent. It's just that he made a name for himself as a young player with Norwich, at about the time that Aston Villa and Brazil '82 were entering my consciousness. I didn't have time for Norwich. Justin's career started heading downhill after his £1m move to Nottingham Forest where his manager, the colourful Brian Clough didn't approve of his 'antics'. According to a football agent quoted in the film (Fashanu's? I'm not sure) Justin failed at Forest "because he was gay".

But this is my happy football period. So today's moment is Justin Fashanu scoring the goal he is best remembered for, and as the directors of 'Forbidden Games' agreed on, probably the moment that most football fans remember him for and not, sadly, as a pioneer for the rights of any minorities playing football.

Thursday 4 May 2017

ABBA, and sin-bins

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The English FA are going to experiment with sin bins next season in amateur and youth leagues. A player who would normally get a yellow card for dissent will instead sit out for 10 minutes. How many times has a team had a player sent off and it has not made a difference? Ten minutes? Ha!

The other experiment is changing the penalty taking order in shoot-outs. ABBA are not making a comeback but it is the change from the ABAB penalty format. Instead of Team A followed by Team B, then Team A and Team B again the suggestion is to have Team A start, followed by Team B taking 2 penalties.

See? This is another reason I love football. You can argue about these dumb, meaningless rule changes, done maybe just for the sake of change. It's entertaining in it's uselessness and it doesn't affect anybody's lives significantly.

Wednesday 3 May 2017

No Champions League but...Kaka!

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I have to be more selective about what football I watch these days. No. Let me write that again. Life chooses what football I can watch these days. Most of the good football, or the football I follow, happens in Europe in my daytime.

(As I write this I'm sort of watching Toronto FC online, live. So there is some football I follow that happens in the right time zone)

When it comes to Champions League semifinals, first leg matches, I consoled myself at missing both by thinking that I could maybe make an effort to watch the second legs when winners are decided.

That has always been my thing with two-legged match-ups: one team might dominate the first one and be up 2-0, 3-1 but it means nothing when they lose the second one 3-0. Barcelona-PSG anyone?

But thanks to Real Madrid and Juventus being so good yesterday and today, I am not thinking too much about finding time to watch the return matches next week. I'm already thinking I have to be doing nothing on Saturday, June 3rd at 2pm. Now why did I plan that event at work for June 3rd? I checked for holidays, family events, major events in my part of the world but I never checked the date of the Champions League final.

Kaka. How's that for a name of somebody who you thought must have retired moons ago, when he stopped being the superstar for Brazil that he never quite was. He is the highest paid player in the MLS and pulled a goal back on the stroke of halftime for Orlando, to make it 2-1 for TFC. He will make about $7.2m this year. Not bad for what many sceptics think is a league to come to retire in.

He's 35 and earning more than Sebastian Giovinco, a player who came to Toronto in his prime and who scored TFC's two goals so far tonight.

And for another daily dose of happy football here is Kaka scoring a beauty for Brazil, their first goal in the 2006 World Cup.

"Kaka, Kaka.....(in that wonderful BBC English commentary voice)

Tuesday 2 May 2017

Dancing with Colombians!

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Be happy! Watch football!

My campaign continues. I didn't watch football today. I didn't see Cristiano Ronaldo score his hat-trick against Atletico Madrid, but, ah well, there'll be other times. So forget arguing about politics and argue about football. It's more fun. And soon you might want to dance like James Rodriguez and the his Colombian teammates.

Monday 1 May 2017

Maltese politics make you want to dance!

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If you're Maltese and are on 'the social media', the next 33 days (is it 32 now?) are going to be ugly. Forget Trump and Clinton. The arguments flying back and forth are going to be spectacular: it'll get personal, there'll be a whole bunch of incredibly dumb arguments, there'll be people banging their heads on the social media wall attempting to counter those dumb arguments, there'll be some very good arguments which will get ripped to shreds by the people who don't get the point and of course there will be a lot of "I don't follow politics, so leave me out of it, but since I am now on 'the social media' let me tell you what I think."

So I strongly suggest that you take refuge in my safe, happy sanctity of football news. Look, it's May! Champions will be crowned, teams you don't like will be relegated, last minute, season ending or making goals will be scored and we won't have to listen to The Champions! The Champions! Champions League theme song for a while....or for a month at least, when the pre-pre-pre qualifying starts again. It's a wonderful month. And before you know it the Confederations Cup will start and the 2018 World Cup will seem a lot closer.

Ironically in 32 days from now the Champions League final will be played. And some of the most passionate football fans are in Malta. If Juventus, who have a huge Maltese following, are in the final two interesting things may happen. Many Maltese people may miss voting as they might be in Cardiff for the final. Maltese people do not miss their football for anything and most don't miss an election. And if Juventus win there will be quite the celebration on election night before the results are announced. Maltese football fans (of foreign teams) don't miss an opportunity to celebrate and election night is usually one of the quietest nights in Malta.

It'll be fun. And by the end of the 32 days we may all be dancing and singing like the Grimsby Town fans at Barnet last Saturday with their Mariachi band.